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This post reminded me of my dream I had last night.

In this dream I had fallen asleep after having a sleepover. I woke up to complete darkness and everyone was gone. As I looked around the room I saw my open door.

Behind my door stood 3 or 4 vampires. Not the good kind. The kind that are skin and bones, pale blue, white eyes, sharp teeth, and have no hair. And I mean NO hair.

They just stared at me and I stared at them. I felt complete horror and could not look away. A creeping dread came over me. I knew if I didn't move to defend myself in some way I would surely die.

At that moment my brain reminded me that I kept a flashlight next to me bed. Now in real life this is not true but my brain believed it so anyway.

I quickly grabbed the light hoping that if I was fast enough they would not attack me when I looked away. I went to point it at them, turning it on as I did.

It did not turn on. It didn't turn on because it was never a flashlight. The whole time it had been a chicken leg.

In that exact moment I realized that I was well and truly fucked. I was going to die. As I stared death in the face and felt the truest horror I would ever feel for the rest of my life I woke up.

And then I laughed myself to death about how I tried to fight off evil vampires with A. FUCKING. CHICKEN. LEG.

Lol

vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold

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EVERYONE ON TUMBLR NEEDS TO DO THIS

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*meanwhile, in the Underworld* Polites: Eurylochus, back so soon? And...there's the rest of your crew. And by the gods, what happened to you? Eurylochus, who is sick of thematically-significant reprises: >:(

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Talking to people about your characters really is a game changer. You'll start saying things about them you didn't even know you knew.

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was delighted to see people enjoying the scavenger's design :'D

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Wha.... How?

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the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

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bad kids in boxes

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Vampire and His Werewolf Roommate doodles

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So Big Cartel recently increased their maker prices by 50% which is a bit insane. That, combined with some crazy vet bills I need to pay and I think it’s time to take drastic measures.

I’m doing a clearance sale!

Please take 40% off everything in my store!

What do I make?

Hand bound art journals made from found/recycled papers. These are great for people who get a bit intimidated by an empty page sometimes and like having a jumping off point to creativity!

Have your own journal but want to add some fun ephemera? Try an ephemera pack filled with a TON of different papers

Are you a knitter? Crocheter? Embroiderer? Do you want a project bag?

Do you like stickers? These are all designed by me!

Use ‘TAKE40’ at checkout

www.mercurialmilk.com

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The witches daughter by Ashley serena

It's ok I understand

@allurascastle what song are you thinking about?

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

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It's "See how well you can follow instructions" time ya lil fuckers!!

Here's a poll, you can't press any of the options, that's the only rule, no voting. Reblogs, likes, and comments are totally allowed, you just can't vote

You all have one week, let's see how this goes

@maryland-no-rabies Tagging cause I need people to see this

Have fun !!

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why the fuck aren’t there decorative dispensers for maxi pads.

they could look like those fancy tissue box covers but function like a tea bag dispenser

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Which path should he choose?

The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?

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I should really start signing my art but it's so funny seeing it out in the wild and seeing people question its origins