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yes it's cool when unrequited love isn't treated as this huge tragedy and people can still be friends or accept it and move on but i do love the fucked up dynamic you get when someone is so utterly obsessed with someone else that they beg and plead with them just to be allowed to devote themselves to them like a dog even if they get nothing in return for it. when the love is completely one sided but it isn't any less intense for it.

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Fuck it! SoulClaws tidbit because I keep forgetting this blog exists.

Fate throws a big fucking party every once in a while for his staff. When he throws this party he has to hire all-new staff specifically for this event so his staff don't have to earn their vacation. This means that he needs to communicate and collaborate a lot more actively than he normally does, because the outside hires don't know how the castle runs.

One day, during the organizing of the various catering services, Fate's son Flight comes over to visit, and brings his husband Violence with him.

Flight is about 36, and mentally about 13. He's fond of yo momma jokes and just generally being the level of ridiculous and crass you'd expect from young teens and Deadpool.

So while Fate is organizing drinks for the event with one of the caterers, he utters the word "cocktail" in earshot of his son. And Flight, in all his genius, calls out "Ha! You said cock."

Fate is tired, overworked, and now his sense of propriety has been insulted. So he turns to his son, looks him dead in the eyes, and snarls "And your mother begged for mine."

It's a one-hit K.O. Flight is dead on the ground. Violence is laughing his entire ass off. Fate cannot be stopped. He turns to Violence and says, with all the grace of the aristocrat he is, "Oh, do try to control yourself. Your mother was far from immune as well."

And then he goes back to organizing the catering!

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Reblog and put in the tags which one you see

Where do you store your OC’s info chart made by this person

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Having your own OC as your Blorbo is great because you will never have to see a bad Fannon brainrot take or awful but inexplicably popular ship involving them, but also I Have To Do Everything Myself Around Here Augh

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Me with SoulClaws

Some writers: *meticulously plan out every plot point and the tone and meanings before they start writing*

Me:

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thinking about aus for ocs is so funny. like i already put this guy in a situation but what if i put them in another totally different one

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Off-topic for this blog, but let's get op some self care

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

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>:(

My ocs are the best. 

[doesn’t post content about them ever]

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Michaela. Definitely Michaela. Also probably Aushia and Vitality's relationship.

if your ocverse was like a published media which character of yours would be interpreted by the fandom in the most horreeendously incorrect ways possible

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The urge to bother my mutuals

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I'd ask which one but it doesn't matter cuz the answer is no for pretty much all of them.

Is your character...okay?

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Pity. Lady pirates are fuckin great. Luckily for you, though, it gives you an opportunity to be the star of the fucking show, even if you aren't a protagonist or important character.

When you’re an actor in a smaller city you get delightful texts like “hey could you come be a pirate on Thursday?”

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Soulclaws will always be free on Tumblr. If it ever does become a tv show, it'll be broadcasted, so that as long as you have the channel, you can watch the show. Fuck this Post+ bullshit.

Y'know what, fuck this bullshit. I need to know y'all are actually against it.

Reblog this if you will NOT use or support Post+.

I hope to make @staff see how that is total bullshit. Tumblr will die without writers/creators.

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Can you please not call me out like this? I've got procrastinating to do man I can't be sobbing uncontrollably all day.

trying to get your story together like:

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Death to Fate during the first two seasons.