Miscellaneous gay things I love and other things that make me laugh. I'm 26 and training to become a professional flavorist. ||#Pure Michigan|| I have a separate blog where I post the more nsfw stuff including my own nude form. @soul-of-a-slut
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i'm the guy who writes the books that the protagonist in supernatural horror movies frantically reads somewhere in act ii. job's pretty easy. lot of "legends of vampires have recurred all throughout human history" and "demonologists agree that the quickest way to un-summon a demon is to trap it in a cursed object". no citations of course; they don't pay me citation money. i had to learn html back in the early aughts when everyone started seeking their supernatural info on websites they found via top search engines like FINDLER and WEBSIGHT but that's died down now which is great because i didn't have it in me to pick up css. currently working on a new book about horses that are evil. it's called HORSES THAT ARE EVIL in all caps so the protagonist can find it quickly to yank off the library shelf. it will be published 35 years ago.
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holy shit y’all should watch this one, what an admirable person
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nothing could prepare you for the opening of the second paragraph (source)
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Move along, nothing to see here. Just blizzards in Florida + record snowfall in Mississippi and Louisiana + climate change.
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i hate looking at the thermometer and seeing some fuckass number like 2
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I recite this word for word at least like once a week I’m sorry but its written so well. Rocket ships to nowhere is crazy
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whenever people say they can't watch/play/read anything slightly upsetting or scary or challenging because it's... upsetting or scary or challenging all i can think of is this lol
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we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger
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I want you to remember:
The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.
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