Miscellaneous gay things I love and other things that make me laugh. I'm 26 and training to become a professional flavorist. ||#Pure Michigan|| I have a separate blog where I post the more nsfw stuff including my own nude form. @soul-of-a-slut
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im into some fucked up shit. raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. brown paper packages tied of with strings. i could go on but you couldnt even handle it
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weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice
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i think a lot of liberals need to confront the fact that they don’t actually believe everyone should have basic human rights. a homeless person could call me every slur under the sun and i would still want them to have housing, food, etc. the belief that everyone is entitled to basic human rights should not hinge on whether you “like” someone or not. at that point the entire ideology crumbles.
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German company Kärcher has used its high-powered pressure washers to create an enormous Godzilla on the Iwaya Kawauchi Dam in Saga Prefecture, Japan, to celebrate the dam's 50th anniversary. Godzilla will remain on the wall for 2 to 3 months.
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commensalism between slime monsters and certain varieties of fish
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i love when pets huff or sigh dramatically. like i am sorry. you're so right. you live such a laborious life. it must be so difficult to take naps and get pet and fed treats and played with all day. really a packed schedule youve got there boss. how do you manage it all. well no matter i'd say it's time for your well earned 7th afternoon nap
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if i was an email i wouldn't even go to the inbox i would just play and explore
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I stimulate the economy by tickling its scrotum
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you know that furry spectrum meme. there's an evil version of it.
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if you don't have a gay cousin at your thanksgiving, I am your gay cousin for today. I'm wearing a croptop and I'm excited about cranberry sauce
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she jack off my trades till im master of none
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There’s a bunch of right-wing people posting memes about “”DOGE”” making the government more efficient by removing funding from “”dumb bug researchers”” and I am now realizing how little the average person knows about entomology and its importance
Excuse me while I get sad .
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learned how to use blenders film making tools
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