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u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun
#oh#okay there was this one moment when i was dating this guy and all he did we go and lay down on my bed and i almost died#like he's done it twenty trillion times before#but he did it that one time#and i almost started crying because he was so beautiful like how the fuck did i deserve him lmao
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Well, Krabs, you know what today is? Sorry about this calender…
March 14?
WAIT! That’s not right!
It should say…
THE DAY THAT KRABS FRIES!
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i knew someone else would do this so i wanted to do it
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reblogging this because I love death
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My favourite christmas thing is thissssss ❤❤❤ Calum singing Mistletoe
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'Twas the nizzle before chrismizzle and all through the hizzle'
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spoopy derpy skeletons
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boy it’d be a real bummer if this meme had an expiration date
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