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“And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep.”
— Mind of a mad man.
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In 1932, the Australian Army went to war against emus that were destroying farmland. The Army lost. Source Source 2
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There’s an Australian rock band called The Beards. Every single one of their 70+ songs are about beards. Some of their song titles are: ‘You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man,’ ‘If Your Dad Doesn’t Have a Beard, You’ve Got Two Mums,’ 'I’m Growing A Beard Down- stairs For Christmas,’ 'Touch Me in the Beard,’ 'I Have a Beard and it Looks Really Good,’ and 'Damn, That’s a Nice Beard.’ Source Source 2 Source 3
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@sobadgervalue this is so me you and izzy
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“I’m gonna nap right here next to you.”
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I enjoy listening to your 3 some story’s -
I'd call them antics more than stories.
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You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
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brooklyn nine nine, the good place, and one day at a time are a trio of comedy excellence and we are truly blessed to live in their time
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Wanna ride my face and then lick your cum off it?
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