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i forgot a crucial part of pet ownership: bothering that animal a little
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Do something: ceasefiretoday.com
Digital illustration of a man with his back turned. He is wearing a green denim jacket with a patch that reads “you don’t have to be an expert to know what’s happening in Gaza is wrong“
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"disability only exists because the world isnt accessible" idk how to tell you this but chronic pain still hurts
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I saw this on Twitter this morning and I was laughing so hard because in my mind, this guy designs home floor plans from hell.
Like could you fucking IMAGINE.
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Uh-Oh
THE SONNNNNN!!!! I love this lil roach baby, but it'll be some time til I get back to playing hours on Lethal, school and whatnot
Here, have some old doodles too :)) before I wisp away in burnout from college
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This has to be the funniest and my favourite community note thus far on this stupid app
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This version of the progress flag legitimately looks so nice
Gilbert baker rainbow, huge intersex circle, the design is cluttered but in a good way 10/10
[ID: A version of the progress pride flag with a large purple intersex ring outlined in gold, looping through pink, blue, brown, and black chevrons on the side, which have a base of white. The horizontal stripes are: pink, red, orange, yellow, green, light blue, dark blue, and purple. End ID.]
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My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
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a comic about meeting your younger self :)
Thank you for reading :)
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Survivor is a good parent and I will not let anyone tell me otherwise
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Fully haunting a building is easy when you’re a full ghost. It’s instinct, even!
Being a half ghost- can cause some problems though.
But Danny was lucky. He wouldn’t call this Fenton luck, because Fenton luck just meant bad luck. The murphys law of Amity, really. No- this had to be Phantom luck. Which also had never been very good- but it had its moments.
Or maybe the smarts his sister swears he has have finally pulled through.
Haunting the fancy manor in one of the most dangerous cities in the world was pretty easy, despite all of his occasional slip ups.
Who needs to worry about accidentally walking into a room fully human when the manors full of black haired blue eyed boys- and everyone’s mistaking you for someone else.
He’d been mistaken for “Tim” a handful of times! And when he finally met the actual dude, he seemed to be delusional from lack of sleep and had simply nodded and walked past.
The butler had called him “Master Wayne”??? But honestly, Danny can’t blame him. Wayne’s the last name of almost everyone living here, and he’s not sure he’d be able to keep track of that many people either.
And then there’s the interactions. What seemed to be the eldest son had ruffled his hair yesterday and tussled him up- the head of the house had draped a blanket over him when he fell asleep on the couch and dropped his transformation, and the butler kept passing him fruit platters?
Danny’s not even sure how long he has to haunt this place to get his official haunting license- but it’s starting to look like the perfect forever haunt!
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the first reaction I had when seeing this thing in game was to try an d kill it as quickly as possible
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