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the idea that people have romantic attraction to people who aren’t their friends is so weird to me. i dont even know if i like you as like a person why would i want to play boyfriends with you

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i love the part of crime and punishment where raskolnikov is suffering from guilt-induced fever for several reasons but mainly because it occasionally plays out like a black comedy. he is lying there delirious wallowing in psychological hell after having committed a brutal axe murder meanwhile his friends are sitting around constantly going "did you guys hear about the axe murder? yeah crazy shit right"

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"I want to be a dragon."

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Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas

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repeating this to myself nonstop

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its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little

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it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

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are you five nights at fucking kidding me

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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Begging PRAYING to the Tumblr gods that this is all gone by tomorrow’s morning. Your posts look sooo weird with the little space in the asks no offence

the weird little space is making me genuinely uncomfortable like i don’t want to use this site rn

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The new UI is an April Fools joke, right? RIGHT?

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hmmm. Tumblr mobile update looking pretty ugly

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multi paul looks like a beautiful butch lesbian

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[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

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I think the ability to shoot blood out of your eyes as a defense mechanism was wasted on horned toads. If someone starts yelling at you at your job you should be able to give em one of these

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GAY TEST: put some of your blood into this petri dish and I'll expose it to a hot needle. I lied this has nothing to do with your sexuality I'm trying to find out if you're the Thing