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Aventurine is practicing his poker face with a cat cake ♥

Also- gonna start flooding my tumblr with all my churin drawings over the week :3 beware

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I think we as a society moved on a bit too fast over Dr. Ratio’s thigh reverb

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Why Dr. Ratio is working with Screwllum on Divergent Universe (it's goal is to study human nature after all):

Why Dr. Ratio isn't working with Herta on Simulated Universe:

bonus:

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the only way to win at chess ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)👌

I present: Topaz being jealous because she thinks that numby likes ratio but numby is actually just an aventio fan

*pose referenced off a BTS fanart I saw before! I’m sorry, I don’t know the artist. T^T

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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

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There's something very bisexual about a USB c charger

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i love this fluffy yapper i hope she doesn't have any tragic heartbreaking backstory

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VERITAS RATIO — SUPREME IDIOCY

Before you ask a question, stop and think whether you already know the answer. It is better for everyone if such questions are not asked.

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COULD VERITAS RATIO BE A WORM?

the answer 😏 may surprise you

ok listen to me. a long time ago aha made a worm really smart and tried to get it into the genius society. but even though that worm was smart as hell, nous did not give a fuck about it.

you know who else is smart as hell but nous doesnt give a fuck about?

heh. yeah. thats right. despite many people (including himself) feeling like nous should have recognized him a loooong time ago, that computer just doesn’t care.

now, we are left to wonder… why does nous refuse to acknowledge this man..?

i think it’s quite obvious.

my theory is that aha made a second worm really smart. and Then they made the worm into a sexy guy.

and now they’re outside nous’s window, giggling, as everyone in the universe ponders why veritas ratio is not permitted into the genius society.

“what’s wrong, nous? he’s a genius, isn’t he? let him in,” aha goads.

nous is glitching in frustration. “it’s the worm again. i know it’s the worm again.”

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Coal miner's child using a hole in the door to enter a bedroom with a smoking pipe in one hand and a gun in the other in Bertha Hill, West Virginia. Photo by Marion Post Wolcott. 1938

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Bad idea: softcore porn series that takes the Strip Poker theme to absurdity.

Strip Parcheesi. Strip Twilight Imperium (you finally see a tit 13 hours in!). Strip Skeeball. Strip Test Cricket. Strip Russian Roulette. Strip Lawn Darts. Strip Dakar Rally. Strip Space Race.

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@pbscene hey can we kiss. with tongue

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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

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The term "coquette" comes from the feminine of the French "coquet," figuratively meaning an amorous flirtatious person but like. It literally means "little cock."

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👻👻👻 LIKE if you CAN'T WAIT to GET OFF AGAIN 👻👻👻