lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!
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i would trust him with my life
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do not go to therapy. enough people went to grant us all herd immunity. we are all fine and we will all be fine God bless
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When you lost your father..
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Stuffed Animal dashboard simulator
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pray for me human put me in the wash on fucking hot water im never gonna be the same colors
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got left outside in the backyard but this is kinda nice actually im okay with this (:
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the hawks
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this is bullshit ive been bragging to everyone in the toy chest because my tag says i was made with love but i got torn today and guess what. its just stuffing inside
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lol imagine having stuff inside you lmao
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i literally see you outside the window looking smug. log off
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FELL OFF THE BED HELP HELP HELP HELP
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WHY ARE YOU POSTING ON PLUSHBLR INSTEAD OF KEEPING WATCH FOR MONSTERS THATS YOUR HUMANS ROOM
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lets not spread body dysmorphia on plushblr guys
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op casually ignoring stuffed animals with different colored fabric for eyes
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some of us dont even have eyes!
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i know animals are allowed to see normal plushies moving and talking but whats the rule for dog toys.
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what breed of dog op
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poodle? does it matter?
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no i just wanted to remind you your lifespan can be measured in days
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man come on
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A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.
His response: "No, it's my name now."
I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.
Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.
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stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.
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