sophiesalfhyme
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sophiesalfhyme · 3 years ago
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a bit rushed but lets go pink parrots :D
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sophiesalfhyme · 3 years ago
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yeah, I got some nfts... some nice fucking tits LOL
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sophiesalfhyme · 3 years ago
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happy one year to my favourite dsmp arc, click on the picture for better quality!
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sophiesalfhyme · 3 years ago
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i would love to be cool but unfortunately i have the personality of an unsocialized pit bull mix that the rescue describes as "a sweet boy who just needs love :)"
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sophiesalfhyme · 3 years ago
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I can't stop thinking about the contrast between Dream leading Wilbur into the ruined camar van to watch Schlatt, old and frail, die of natural causes without any allies VS Schlatt describing how he was added to a group chat and told that he had to have a heart attack and die instead of being a powerful dictator
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sophiesalfhyme · 3 years ago
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sophiesalfhyme · 3 years ago
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recognition in a broken mirror 
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sophiesalfhyme · 3 years ago
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how are we going to teach the gen z kids that fiction includes bad people and bad things and makes you uncomfortable on purpose sometimes bc maybe the author is trying to tell you something 
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sophiesalfhyme · 3 years ago
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Vote Glare
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sophiesalfhyme · 3 years ago
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c!george is just three cats in a supreme shirt
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sophiesalfhyme · 3 years ago
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“dsmp ccs are bored of dsmp, if they got a new blank canvas of a story they would be more inspired! they should start a new series or reset the dsmp server for a blank slate.”
okay, so how’s origins smp going for you? ^_^
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sophiesalfhyme · 3 years ago
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moon big
(still not sick of the ballpoint brush pen)
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sophiesalfhyme · 3 years ago
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being a man named Guy is so funny to me i'm sorry. like your parents took one look at you fresh out of the womb and were like "yeah he sure is"
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sophiesalfhyme · 3 years ago
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One thing I really appreciate about Into the Spider-Verse that I don’t see people talk about very often is how competent they portray Peter B as.
Like, in any other movie, you’d have a similar character whose live has become a mess, and they’re sad and kinda pathetic to look at, and when the time comes for them to step up, they just sorta…flop. They’re held back by everything, and they just become incompetent.
But Peter B is different. Yeah, he’s a sad, lonely, middle-aged man who cries in the shower while wearing a spandex suit…
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But despite all that…he’s still shown to be extremely good at being Spider-Man.
He escapes from being tied up while still holding a casual conversation
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He takes down Miles in less than 10 seconds.
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He strolls along the side of a building like it’s nothing.
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And when you think about it, over the course of the movie, he kicks a LOT of ass. He’s a badass super hero, despite his flaws.
You ever notice how, when he puts on the mask, his gut sorta disappears? That’s too big of a detail to be an oversight. That’s intentional. I mean, in-universe, it doesn’t make too much sense, but to us, it’s meant to show that it’s not holding him back from being a hero.
He’s not held down by everything. Yeah, he’s a jaded, depressed, mid-life crisis Spider-Man. But he’s still Spider-Man.
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They easily could’ve made Peter B sort of pathetic and had him be more of a hinderance than a help during battles. But they didn’t. And I feel like that was a really good way to pay respect to the character while still showing that he’s a heavily flawed individual.
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sophiesalfhyme · 3 years ago
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anyway, i miss dsmp lore streams.
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sophiesalfhyme · 3 years ago
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pov your cat just tore into a bag of chips
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sophiesalfhyme · 3 years ago
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a very essential part of the tumblr ecosystem is those blogs that do absolutly shit-all and dont ever make original posts or tag anything or send asks off anon they literally just exist to like every post you make and reblog ur 3am vents
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