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I was really rooting for it staying to one rich bitch being stubbornly stupid, but at least there’s a redeeming difference in one of them— well, hopefully.
I wanted to naturally stretch these legs in a way that’s not the gym, but he wanted to sleep in so I decided it was his turn to watch the lil baboos. Last I seen while sliding out the door was all three pairs of eyes fixated on Spongebob and not a single pair of pants on anyone.
Happy Slut-O-Ween Bitches
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Gurl, have you seen the result of my slutting? I mean, twice blessed but the truth don’t lie.
Happy Slut-O-Ween Bitches
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Glad to be released from the hospital, even more glad that my babies are finally in the world.
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They haaave and you need to. Aside from my rages, it really is a beautiful thing.
God Fucking Damnit!
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Oh honey, too latte. My hormones have been raging for days; this is just tossing a log into the campfire. They're kicking; while it's a joyful thing that I can feel them moving, it isn't joyful on my sleep which in turn makes me want to kick others.
God Fucking Damnit!
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He better hope I don't see him cause these hormones are making me probably more pissed off than you right now. I'll turn a slipper into a weapon, don't think I won't
God Fucking Damnit!
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Uh-huh. I see you're trying to reach an unlocked window.
I'm sorry I'm being so bitchy lately, babe. They've learned to kick and that is making it near impossible for me to sleep well. I'm sure you're ready to smother me.
I’m so sorry, I was just trying to lighten the mood. Mistakes were made and regrets are being had.
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Have fun trying to pick the lock on this door, because the key is lost and nobody is answering.
I’m sorry? But I didn’t find my way up in your vagina the first time
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If you would like to find your way back up my vagina and cast some magic for them to grow faster, then be my guest.
I’m ready for the babies to get here.
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More like big and hungry mama, but yes, Sophia is I.
You must be the lil’ mama I’ve heard Ezra talking about.
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Halfway there and I already feel like I'm gonna pop.
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Oh honey, while I have no way to predict outcomes and everything that has happened has been very unexpected, you should try not to compare your future with Jayden to your past. Things happen for a reason - as bullshit as that sounds, believe me; I came here down and hopeless and now look. Nobody is truly sure who they are meant to be with in life, but maybe ignore your thoughts for a while. Ignore everything about your past and your current worries and answer me these; What do you feel with Jayden? What do you want out of your future with him?
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Oh my god, I almost forgot all about that! Of course it's you planning it, so it's going to be uh-may-zing. Okay a bit of detour here, but have you ever thought about children with Jayden? I mean, not like jump on the train right away until everything is officially settled for y'all, but you two would be such amazing parents.
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Don't they! I get more excited but more frantic each doctor's visit.
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Oh Copper, it's absolutely gorgeous. You didn't really have to do this for me, I love you so much.
Enjoy my love
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