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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

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New fun game: is this quote from a Richard Siken poem or Monster Factory?

“Cut off your head, kid. For all the good it’ll do ya”

“I’m a wolf and I’m half-knife, but that is not what defines me”

“He fell in a vat of everything" 

“His hands keep turning into birds, and his hands keep flying away from him”

“I don’t remember him, I just remember his grim legacy”

“It’s thinking of love It’s thinking of stabbing us to death”

“No one’s watching, we can do whatever sins we want”

“And then we saw the UFO”

“God says, Which one of you fuckers can get to me first?”

“No, I don’t want countless lifetimes.”

“I don’t like it. I do like it, though”

“Go too far and he’s going to get handsome again”

“You could love this boy with all your heart”

“He isn’t looking at a bird, real bird, as he paints, he is looking at his heart, which is impossible”

"Here you are in the straw house, feeding ice to the dog.”

“No, God, you did a bad job with me.”

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Our car got broken into for the first time in our lives and they stole three things: -A registration they can do nothing with

-Nearly worthless hardware I bought to fix our window

-A bricked tablet that was on its way to the trash

They INSPECTED AND SCATTERED but did not steal:

-A pokemon toy I rescued from the dirty ground once

-Rubber bugs

-An octopus stress ball

-An entire dead crab

-A fake frog skeleton

-A minifigure of cuphead satan I had forgotten we ever had and must have been under the seats

-A halloween pail full of dried moss

-Four or five bags of food trash, reminding me to throw them away

-A glow in the dark Halloween winter glove, child size, which I had because it was sold for a penny -An Atari’s E.T. cartridge I’ve kept in our glove box as a joke for years because I actually owned it as a little child and tried to play it repeatedly. They left all of these things in a pile on the passenger seat and my only comfort is that they not only accomplished nothing, but we must have been one of the most frustrating, disappointing targets they ever had.

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when someone mentions Pearl Discourse i always think about how the MSPA forums have had a series of Vriska Quarantine Threads for literal years now because otherwise every discussion eventually turned into a giant Vriska argument

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hey uhhhh has anyone done this yet

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I’m torn between what my favorite brother faction fights are, Justin and Travis vs Griffin aka “older siblings make their baby brother cry”, Griffin and Travis vs Justin aka “we spend a long time finding these questions but yeah cool here comes another munch squad”, or Justin and Griffin vs Travis aka “travis what the Fuck Are You Talking About”

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Puma Rescued From A Contact-Type Zoo Can’t Be Released Into The Wild, Lives As A Spoiled House Cat

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WELCOME TO MY HORROR SHOW 💀💀💀💀 (song: https://youtu.be/wp6Y1LaLMGs)

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This answer got too LONG so I’m just making it its own post, but yeah!! Although they aren’t quite breeds in the same way as modern horse breeds��� most wastelanders just refer to sleipnir by a few super informal “types” that are based on appearance and function, instead of ancestry/genetics. All pre-war horses and horse breeds are extinct, but new varieties of sleipnir have evolved or been bred by wastelanders across the wasteland! Here are some of the most widely recognized! featuring a…little ghostly cowboy man for scale

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Justin describes a video from Bojangles’ Facebook Page (x)

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did someone break a torch, why did tumblr suddenly get so dark

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In the English dub, the stand is called Ocean Friend

And this is my stand! 「 O C E A N   M A N 」!

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Oojka wamma po Jen'kiwi. Biig Woopa slemmy dengo peet

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im glad smash bros is literally an adoption program

bayonetta? joker

snake? isabelle

samus? megaman