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you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers
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I contain multiple dudes or whatever the poet said
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recipe 4 doritos .mac b n chwese0
make a big ol pot of kracft mac and cheese. with butter ONLY. fuck milk!?
then. u add aome salt anad petter. 🐸👍
and the mac n chesse is super good now. if ur fancy u could add some onion and grakic. this willmake it tste more like doritos chips.
ok bye love you
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whiteboard marker :)
That one shade of green is so Gender
Y'know the one
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im pro egg free cookies. not because i have a problem with eggs but i wanna eat that dough bitch
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weeeed review,
ok so today its peanut butterv bereath. this strsjin is okay i guess. ismoked some fir the last 24 hours n lemme tell u. ghis is not a strain you wanna smoke for 24 hours. i feel parabnoid anf just kinda anxious n bad. but! this strain is good ehen u smoke a normal amount. thr body higg is light n pleasebt. i like menfo bresth so peanuy butter bresth is gpod too. menfo bresth is more fun tho imo
iidk tge strsin is ok. its good 4 sleeping
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hits the bong and immediately becomes aware of the narrative
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writing "donut" on my hand to manifest donuts in my hand
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if a cat pisses on something i believe they have good intentions at heart
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1 Cheetos is better than 2 duplex sandwich cremes
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