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*strolls into tumblr and falls on my face pretending I haven't been missing for like a month I was out getting the milk hello maggots*

Doctor Who But I've Never Watched It 2.0

For those of you feeling deja vu YES I HAVE MADE POSTS ON DOCTOR WHO BEFORE OKAY but back then I was a young uneducated lad, just a fresh blossom unfucked by tumblr. Now I am surrounded by you lot and by god do y'all love Doctor Who. And I am Educated. My DW virginity is deflowered. All that.

SO HERE WE GO, EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SHOW I'VE NEVER WATCHED:

The show started in 1963, and then was rebooted in 2005 and the showrunner was... Robert de Neiro? Idk all I know is he gives Pedro Pascal vibes. Like his name. His name is Robert.

There have been 15 Doctors so far. One is a lesbian and it is not Jodie Whittaker, it is actually the 12th doctor.

There's someone called the Master. I don't know what that means, or if it's some kind of BDSM thing, but he has intense sexual tension with the Doctor.

He's also emo and has bleached hair and is kinda babygirl. And is called Missy.

The Doctors all have intense trauma and the 15th Doctor kind of girlbossed it by leaving David Tennant intact when they binary-fissioned.

Donna is a person played by Catherine... Tate? Not Hepburn. And she knows less about Doctor Who than I do. And Donna is in a QPR with the David Doctors (there are two of them).

David Doctor loves Donna very much. And then he kills her. But doesn't kill her. And then they have dinner together with her husband and kid.

The original show had shitty effects. The new show does too, and everyone is happy about this.

Rose is someone the David Doctor is in love with and then she ends up with a human AU of him and he leaves and the fans are very divided and passionate about this.

The human AU is called Tentoo because y'all hate using W's. What the fuck is Tentoo. What is Nuwho. Why isn't it New and Two. Help me.

THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED THE TARDIS, IT IS BIGGER ON THE INSIDE, I HAVE HAD WEIRD DREAMS WHERE IT WAS A FUCKING AUTO-RICKSHAW WITH RIBBONS FOR SEATBELTS, AND IT IS BLUE AND NOT YELLOW BUT IT WAS YELLOW IN MY DREAM. Because of a Drarry fanfic that I misread.

The 15th doctor dances homoerotically with someone during the French Revolution.

The 9th doctor kinda vibes with like his head jiggling idk I've only seen one gif of him.

The 13th doctor keeps forgetting she's in a woman's body.

It is all very gay.

David Tennant's arms are too long.

The sexiest person is a head.

The Meep's pronouns are Meep. Meep is not friend. IF NOT FRIEND THEN WHY FRIEND SHAPED??????

A buttcheek skin talks or something yeah this is all I got.

have at it y'all @robinprinceofchaos @multidimensional-trashcan @wispedvellichor @queermarzipan thanks for the second hand brainrot

*sneaks away under the cover of night* i was never here

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wolfkiller

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in the vampire lestat book, lestat cries 67 times, weeps 31 times, tears up 27 times and is hysterical 3 times.

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Belated Halloween Vampires

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You’re laughing? The official IWTV writers room page just retweeted this and you’re laughing???

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David Tennant as Tony Baddingham in Rivals S01E01

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Willow Rosenberg from Buffy the Vampire slayer for Artober/Inktober. I picked the Halloween costume that best suited their personalities for this series, so they are from two different eps.

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Buffy Summers for Artober/Inktober. I picked the Halloween costume that best suited their personalities for this series, so they are from two different eps.

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interested in some demographics, so

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If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

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Whoaaa!! It is, it is my life goal, actually. I need this, it looks like heaven

If your goal in life is to be absorbed by moss I can't recommend this large rock in the woods enough. From a certain angle it looks like a witch hut with a moss roof. You'll need to remove your shoes to climb it but it's worth it, for the softest, most welcoming fern moss in the world. There's a flat surface just large enough to curl up for a nap like a caterpillar. The moss feels like a gentle green cloud and is so thick you'll never want to go home again. You can just do this but with your entire body and you'll instantly feel like you belong here and the forest wants you to stay

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Lestat losing his wig in ep 7 is brilliant both because of the "king has been betrayed by his hair (heir)" pun -- but it's also such good subtle visual storytelling because during that last conversation with Louis and in their final dance together he is utterly exposed. Lestat has been made vulnerable and naked in the face of their plotting and deception, whereas Louis and Claudia are still metaphorically disguised in the outfits of their impending murder plot. (Claudia still has her mask on but Louis has lost his, at risk of losing himself and the plot in Lestat). The choice visually demonstrates a challenge to the conventional power dynamics between the trio, and even lends Lestat a bit of sympathy at this crucial moment (and I say this as frequent Lestat hater). Now that's smart storytelling!

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ok, this is the

💜 TEMPORARY GIVEAWAY POST 💜

i've made vaguely stylised Armand-shaped candles, you might have seen them here or here or even on youtube because i tend to overexplain things i discover

some of you are already receiving them because i am soft and like giving things away; some of you expressed the wish to own one (which is honestly so flattering imna cry a bit 🥹)

YOU CAN'T BUY ONE because i live in Mordor and can't recieve payment, which is fair, really

BUT YOU CAN GET ONE, because i've got left a spare black one, a spare neutral wax one, and a spare Secret Third Option one

THE RULES ARE:

1. share this post to enter a giveaway (reblogs are easier to count)

2. be in a country that can receive things from Russia

3. donate to a charity of your choice (optional)

imma add the names to a list and use a random number generator thrice (for each colour). you can enter here, or via any other social media you can find me on (erebusodora on twitter, erebusodora.art on ig, erebusodora on bsky)

THE ONLY THING EXCLUSIVE TO TUMBLR is that i can also send you a mold for this candle, so - yeah, this is going to be the bald/vanilla extract bonus for you 🫀

the deadline for sumbissions is October, 6

be kind, have fun, hug more people

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Resented (Part 3/?)

Part 2