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“Tastes like orange”

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I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”

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Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

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Shoutout to incredibly contrived set-ups for kink stories, I respect the grind so much. One time I was frolicking in a field of flowers and I found a fic whose summary started w 'IN A WORLD WHERE THE LOSING ATTORNEY HAS TO SUCK OFF THEIR OPPOSITION' and it's been stuck on my mind ever since

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ah......I might have priced myself out of a cool work opportunity. it's happened before - serious industry people come to me with projects that would take half a year of me working full time, and then I calculate my mortgage, my food, my various bills, add a sprinkle of profit on top so that I'm not just breaking even, and ask for that. and the response is always "wtf, you're insane!"

I don't like working in illustration. it's why I barely do any freelance anymore. my wrists are ruined, my back is ruined, and I have to make enough to keep living. I can't jump for crumbs anymore.

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anyone else feeling 4-6 after watching s3e6

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SHORESY 2x06 | Accountability

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The scene in Shoresy where Nat is viscerally sexually attracted to a man because he acknowledges her competence but also fixes a plumbing issue shows me that Jared Keeso is the only man who knows what women want.

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Flash: So you eat fish.

Aquaman: *shrug* Yeah, man. Fish eat fish, why wouldn't I?

Flash: But it's not weird, like... the fact that you can talk to them?

Aquaman: Well it's telepathy, and it's more like... networking, and in the case of a lot of fish it's kind of like you're interfacing with a very very very simple binary computer made of meat. I mean yeah, they have instincts, and they can feel distressed, like any animal, but a lot of the time the thought process before getting eaten is, "swim... swim..." then pffft--nothing.

Flash: You've read a fish's mind before you've eaten it.

Aquaman: Nah, but I've telepathically stunned fish before eating them when I'm in a hurry.

Flash: *staring*

Aquaman: Look, I have a trident! It's not like I'm just snatching them with my mouth mid-swim! *pauses* ...every time.

Flash: ...

Aquaman: *mindlessly* Mera's actually way better at it than me. Doesn't even need to stun them. God, it's incredibly hot when she does it.

Flash: CATCHING FISH IN HER MOUTH!?

Aquaman: *lovestruck sigh* Like a shark...

---Later---

Flash: *pressing his knuckles to his forehead* And you're a vegetarian.

Wonder Woman: *mixing a salad in the Justice League break room* Of course I'm a vegetarian. I can talk to animals.

Flash: *presses his hands together in front of himself and inhales deeply*

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murderbot.

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🦇 𝕹𝖔𝖈𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖑 𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖊 🦇

Piece done a few months back for @Nova_Mali's "And They Were Monsters" LGBTQ+ monster lover collaborative art book!

It was such an honor to work beside so many incredible artists, I hope to get invited to do more projects like this in the future! ❤️

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Don't be so blue

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this is too much play energy