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Alex Dimitrov, from "Love“

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i need a new mmo to sink my free time into, ive been far too productive

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genuinely dont know whether to start writing a novel or a fashion brand my mind is a horrible place for this

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the tumblr shitpost era is over chat

new career on elons trophy site as professional tomfooler tumbr is now for sadposting

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i went missing for 38 days and nobody said anything guys this cannot

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destroy what destroys you (yourself)

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i'm a sleepy girl. not beating the sleepy girl allegations. sleeping it, girl style. when i'm in a sleepy girl competition and my opponent is me. straight up "sleeping it." and by "it," haha, well. let's justr say. she sleep on my girl until i

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god i love talking to people. please talk to me. about literally anything and everything. for example: swiss cheese is a metaphor for capitalism

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sorry for being annoying i could kill myself right in front of you if you want

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rip nikola orsinov you would have loved night at the museum (2006)

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jane prentiss and nikola orsinov team up

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i have been in america lately and tried its Various cuisine’s here is my review

wendys

what i had: four for $4 burger and lemonade.

what i thought: this is the same as mcdonalds but there is a smiling girl! the guy who invented wendys was called somethng else so who is wendy. Food apparaition?

rating: 3/5. food was boring but mysterious girl warmed my heart

cook out

what i had: hot dog and shake

what i thought: holy shit. also milkshakes in america are like, solid ice cream. i was expecting nesquik

rating: 5/5. the hot dog was nauseating but cost a dollar and the cashier liked toys

steak n shake

what i had: you can only have burgers and shakes from this restaurant so thats what i got baby!! when in roam!! hasta la vista!!

what i thought: siri didnt know how to get there so we got lost on the highway at 1am. WOOPS!!! thats the american life

rating: 4/5. tasted like i was dying, but pleasantly

cracker barrel

what i had: friday fish fry up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what i thought: there was lots of old people in this restaurant. the waitress avoided me because my nails were painted. this is a well documented phenomneom but biscuits are definitely something different in this country than my country

rating: 2/5. scary torture cabin

costco

what i had: piza slice

what i thought: i know this isnt technicaly a restaurant but drinks were 50 cents so it gets an honorable mention. there was a crate of mayonnaise but i didnt try that.

rating: ???/5. costcos most precious secrets are lost to us all

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when she sings into her guitar, its just her second monitor instead

mitski’s class of 2013 but every time she says “mom” it’s replaced with “chat”

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i could be fixed by being hit really hard, a meaningful relationship with someone who has no obligation to love me, or a lifetime supply of 0 calorie garlic bread

Might not be able to pull bitches but I can pull the trigger

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silly tired eye man