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I don't need favours. I need you to do your job.

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i was actually born 9 months premature. they had to give me to a dust mite as a wet nurse.

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I love getting "post without tags?" on my stupidest ever posts. oh my god sorry tumblr how could i forget. #dust mite #wet nurse

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whats ur favorite turtle

Let me tell you about hubris. Many a grown adult oft forget that the courtesies of our world span farther than that of our own species. In many ways, a mutual agreement can be forged between various animals, to live in peace with one another - but in our special circumstance, to also respect their credence to existence, as mutual living creatures all sharing one home. That is why, I derive such pleasures seeing a cranky snapping turtle chomp on the fingers of some disrespectful oaf - a man who forgets this fact of mutual, biological respect. Oh hoh. Quite the chomp it usually is too!

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favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

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writing isnt even like a hobby to me anymore its just that theres images trapped in my head and if i dont get them out fast enough they start rotting in there and stinking up the place

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Why fear [the arcane] when we can master it?

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love is stored in the fictional couple i’ve gotten overly invested in

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Meet Dagon. Call him Cerberus, the Hound of Tinadlos, the Big Bad Wolf. Just don't call him a Good Boy, for he is driven by a hunter's bloodlust -- absolute and uncompromising revenge. Will you help him stalk and slaughter?

The Shadow Over Cyberspace, releasing Jan 10 for FREE on PC.

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So here is the text-less version from Fortiche and genuinely at this point in my life I’ve never wanted strap in me that bad ever. Thank you for coming to my ted talk

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i never want to read the words "live action remake" ever AGAIN!!!!

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A lot of deep sea creatures are coloured red, but since the colour blends in so well with dark water it just ends up looking black or dark blue. 

In short, combined with the horn-like crown, submerged home, and pitchfork/trident, Poseidon is just another name for the Devil.

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“This is what Shakespeare would have wanted.”

“Shakespeare wouldn’t have wanted this.”

No! You’re both wrong! Shakespeare wanted one thing and one thing only. To sell tickets.

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been wanting to draw my durge jelena for a while now, and i finally got around to it.

i love scary women.

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She just sat contented in the comfy chair as I built this up around her

I call this installation “The Cat of Amontillado.”

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summary of act 1

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i love arcane