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Y'all have,,, NO idea how much I want a pizza rn. It is taking all of my willpower to save my money and not order one this instant to celebrate getting stuff done today

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me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

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The /gardening subreddit is actually full of hippie anti-plastic anti-lawn freaks (affectionate) and I find it enjoyable and I saw a nine-word horror story I thought tumblr would enjoy

The emotion in this photo

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what is the FUCKING POINT then???

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My dream for the election is that it’s definitive. I want a 2012-style Election Day where everyone built it up beforehand to possibly be close but then the results start rolling in and it was like “Oh, nevermind. It’s obviously Obama. Everyone go to bed.”

I just want voters to put a stake right through the heart of Trumpism so that it crumbles to ash before our eyes. That’s the dream.

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happy anxiety day to all who celebrate

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Pokémon Human Character Tournament: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN

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we must continue

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The only thing scary about Halloween this year are these temperatures! Ha ha ha! *pulls the mic close* I'm going to start killing oil executives

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i am no longer asking, I am demanding that people respect all trans kids

this includes the kids who wear pride flags as capes or lots of rainbow accessories or ""make being gay/trans their entire personality""

this includes the transmasc kids who go by ""stereotypical"" transmasc names or who have a soft boy aesthetic

this includes the transfem kids who make the "hehe skirt go swish" memes or who's only connection to the queer community is the blåhaj & coding jokes

this includes the nonbinary kids who go by names like arson, sock, moth or bone, who find comfort in the "gremlincore" aesthetic

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respectfully inquiring about how du drows trousers can keep up with holding onto those cakes through all the acts and shenanigans without ever failing. a scientific observation of course nothing else thank you

That's how you know this is fantasy. Those things should have ripped at the seams all the way down to his ankles very first time he crouched.

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no tumblr i'm not gonna spam those so the left counter overflows and turns into "TUM" or something equally corny

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