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sometimes you just need to say what the actual fuck and move on

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do i piss you off platonically. are you mad at me forever as a friend

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hey don't worry. if you accidentally do something wrong I'll just kick you in the ribs and sides and chest and stomach and body and kidneys and head and neck until one of us feels better. I have heavy boots and no empathy. I forgive you babe. now stay still.

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im probably biased but i feel like tumblr's username game is stronger than every other website. sometimes i just go thru my activity feed looking at them for entertainment

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Dealer's choice on whether you think one of them said this out loud 😄

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Bashing my head through the wall . Thursday!

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whoever came up with strapping a dagger to your upper thigh knew exactly what they were doing. they weren’t thinking about self defence.

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Having a boyfriend is literally free

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Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.

We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.

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Greatest under appreciated emojis

Safety pin

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Curling stone

🥌

Derelict house

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One time my 50 boyfriends were fighting over who got to rub my feet and I’m like calm down everyone and grew 48 more feet