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Bisexual on a Bicycle

If I ever have a podcast this is what it would be.  Me, talking, while riding around campus on my bike, as I do for about an hour and a half every day.  Complete with cursing pedestrians and cars alike and occasionally dogs that dart in my path (sorry puppies I love you) and heavy breathing because biking up a hill is harder than I remember from when I was 6.  Maybe it'd be a tandem bike and I could have guests,  Wouldn't that be something. 

On the subject of bisexuality, I'm still up in the air.  I love middle grounds. I indulge myself in being wishy washy.  My guilty pleasure is indecision.  But in this case I just don't care enough to agonize over what to call it for days/months/years,  And it's probably rude to all the gays, lesbians, homos, fags, queers, trans ppl, etc. who came before me and fought for those titles.  I'm an entitled millennial what can I say.  I want to kiss girls and boys and drink rum n cokes on the rooftops of stupid hipster bars complete with fairy lights.  And not have to worry about what I'm calling it. 

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Sometimes Sunny in Suburbia

This blog is named for my current boyfriend's favorite show that I hate: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.  Maybe I have no sense of humor but the entire show is just these guys dicking around and wrecking the one women's stuff, life, etc.  She's always the butt of the joke.  So this is my rewrite.  I'll probably still be the butt of the joke but at least I'll be the one telling it.