Not a millennial, not a zoomer, just another depressed tumblr dweller ready for their long service leave. 25 F
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Two of my fav phineas and ferb posts
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whenever i click the cc button on a youtube video that clearly has a high budget and is made by a fucking studio and i see “english - auto generated” i spit daggers from my eyes and mouth at whoever decided to not pay someone to make actual captions
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Every time I watch the princess diaries I have more questions. I'm just saying why do some people have Italian accents if genovia is supposed to be between France and Spain? Why is nobody speaking Spanish? Why does the Christian art in that hidden prayer room look Byzantine? And has anyone else thought about how Mia's dad died untimely young in a CAR ACCIDENT!! And conveniently the von Trochens stand to benefit if there is no living heir to his throne??? Something is WRONG in this country something is WRONG
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i am afraid of people who reblog things with no tags. not even any identifiers like the show it’s from or anything. just silence. what are you thinking?? hello??
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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them
cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.
cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,
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i literally dont care what your excuse for using AI is. if you didnt put your own effort into making it im not putting my own effort into interacting with it.
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The #AllLivesMatter degenerates love the two-tier style of justice and complete disregard for children.
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i have developed a much more viceral understanding of why bank robbers were widely regarded as popular heroes in the 1930s
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Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..

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