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[somethingprismatic]

This tweet is art. Everything about it is incredible. Its use of quotation marks, the idea that only the radical left participates in speedrunning, the fact that it starts off with a (completely wrong but) coherent idea but so, so quickly devolves into absolute nonsense. The implication that there is a marketplace of sexual archetypes. That it calls 'fastest mario' a sexual archetype. And to top it all off, right at the end, it lets us know that there are 13 more tweets like this! If this is a shitpost than it is the best one I have ever seen. If it isn't, than it is just a testament to nature's beauty, but above all, it is proof that if there is a god, they should not have been left in charge