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that muppet post reminded me, most if not all of the main muppets have twitter pages. Fav has gotta be Miss Piggys, which is filled with selfies and vaguely uplifting text thats also egocentric. all the comments are people complimenting her and being like “YAS QUEEN”

Close second is Gonzos. Which is just…unhinged

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Could you imagine being Spock and being raised to think that physical contact is unecessary and illogical and being touch starved your whole life then being around James “Ope let me Slide On Past Ya” Kirk? James “I don’t know what personal space is” Kirk? James Tiberius Kirk?

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the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

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This is just very funny to me.

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Let’s see this happen

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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

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rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk

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best ocean’s eleven (2001) letterboxd reviews

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my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud and he just went “a child has fallen from a monkey at school…” and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute with the most stricken look on his face before he whispered “there’s no protocol for monkeys”

bro

bro it means monkey bars 

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U2 as John Mulaney Quotes (pt 2)

Bono

Adam

Larry

Edge

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U2 as John Mulaney Quotes

Bono

The Edge

Adam Clayton

Larry Mullen Jr.

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I'ma just leave these here for like... *Cough* Research purposes and such.

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today’s bird is this roadrunner!

!!

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