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my kindergarten lunchbox had mermaids in bikinis on it. i was six and staring at shirtless women for hours on end what did you expect

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

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for realll like

just because my medical condition is visible does not mean you have a right to ask intrusive questions <3

or any questions at all actually, my fucking business

rant below

the first day i started using a cane i had to mentally write out a vaguest-possible script.

“what happened?/are you hurt?/are you okay?/what’d you do?(wow thanks its my fault)/what’s wrong?”

oh, i just have joint problems smile through the rage smile through the rage

“why?”

…it’s a chronic illness. none of your fucking business. i need to go to class GOODBYE

“well can you stand without it?”

… what.? smilesmilesmilesmile

“can you?”

um. yes.

“can you run?”

…no(t without consequences)

that was a Real conversation i had! i could keep going btw <3

i have been called cane lady ! (he has known my name for five years) i have been tripped ! i have had my cane taken ! i have had a guy mime smashing a volleyball into my fucking head to make his friends laugh ! “ableism isn’t real no one would do that” fuck you. ANYWAYS

I hate that whenever I walk with my cane suddenly everyone is a diagnostician. "Okay but what do you *really* need it for?" Shoving it up your ass if you ask again. Why do strangers feel entitled to my medical information just because they like to browse reddit? My disability is none of their fucking business. They all just watch one episode of House MD and decide they're experts.

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i take daily naproxen (shocker ik) and therefore i can only take that or acetaminophen 😔

actually yeah, this is not the place for it, but i wanna know

ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RSTUVWXY

23/26

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i always write on my arms when i get a blood draw. like that its <1 minute, or names of friends, or like a shitty drawing of a cat or something idfk the nurse always looks at me kinda weird

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unserious writing. this is just me, nothing new here

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HEY, FELLOW HATERS OF INSANELY-BRIGHT CAR HEADLIGHTS, SOMEONE HAS STARTED A PETITION TO REGULATE THEM.

It's an official petition through the Australian Government's e-petition page, which means if it gets enough signatures, it will be tabled in government.

You do have to be an Australian citizen to sign it, BUT!!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS EVEN IF YOURE NOT, because these kind of things have a roll-on effect, and if Australia legislates LED headlights, then other countries may follow.

FYI, the petition asks only for your name and email, and once you've clicked the sign button, they'll send you an email to confirm your signature --- you need to click the confirmation link in the email to have your signature counted.

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oh gods why do ads keep taking me places. i do not consent. hrlp im in the app store agaim

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lettus andf carrots

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i hope you don’t hate your own writing tomorrow

i hope your words are all true

our friends say it’s not hard to write a whole novel

(we’re very sure they’re all wrong.)

i hope we all write forever

i hope the book isn’t over

i hope you don’t change before i do.

yeah, i hope we never grow older

and i hope the bookstore a few blocks from here

never burns down

and i hope these rushing small words carry us far away

and we never come back to this town

again.

i hope you write (i hope we both write)

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always thinking about cc!techno’s corny graphic t shirts and his taped together glasses

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hey guess what

buddy its november

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reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

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the ice king from adventure time. does he have an ice dick? in this essay i will

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Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

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soft jazz music plays as the love of walton’s life enters on-stage, the world goes all pink and slo-mo and dreamy. record scratch, pans to victor frankenstein coughing up a hairball

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i put the ass in disassociation