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What about -

I trust you with my life because you are caring and kind -- I know you will do everything in your power to make sure I am safe, and if I'm hurt, you will create a space for healing.

I don't trust you with your own life because you are a big ass idiot -- eat something! Go to sleep! Istg, you'll feel so much better if you just Took A Shower! No, you can't oven some fries for the third night in a row, I am making you soup and you're gonna accept it and the rest of my help. I WILL restrain you if it comes to it.

i think 'I trust you with my life but not your own' as a trope is one of the ones that can always fuck me up no matter what

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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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Shoutout to the maned wolf, which is technically neither wolf nor fox but has its own genus called Chrysocyon! Why -

why are your legs so long?

I mean, intellectually, I understand that it’s because you live in grasslands and have evolved to be able to see over the grass, but emotionally… why? Are they?? Like that??? Surely there was a way to make your body more cohesive and proportional-looking?

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Doctor still practising in the UK

Petition to have NHS fire his ass

A hippocratic oath is the very antithesis of hypocritical. It is indiscriminate. If he, or anyone and there have been others, cannot practice medicine without their political, personal or religious beliefs and agendas interfering with patient care, they shouldn't be practicing. Period.

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they sent my man to hell for having ocd

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sometimes i want a new face

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Valera Lutfullina, Racing

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the thing is that whenever someone says "pluto IS a planet" you don't know if they're actually a space fan who is prepared to love and cherish all the other bodies that would become planets if pluto was promoted again or the dumbest motherfucker on earth who thinks science should have stopped when they left 3rd grade

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Day 28

Weh. Unburnt. :(