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Omg he's so hot, I'm going feral, waiting for the smut fics rn 💕

MY GENUINE reaction to both of them

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Andromache

greatest of the Trojans jealous of his own horse he's so funny

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I know, it's not that funny. But I have to

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Song List from L&M (as of September 29)

(Look at my blog to find out what L&M is!)

ACT I:

episode 1:

·      Rage – Cassandra, Muse

·      Ashes To Ashes – Patroklos, Achilles

·      The King of Sparta – Menelaus, Agamemnon, Helen

·      Dancing With Devils – Paris, Athena, Aphrodite, Hera

Episode 2: ·      Animal – Helen, Paris

·      Someone Worth Fighting For – Achilles, Patroklos

·      Hold Me Down – Achilles, Patroklos, Chiron

·      Ashes to Ashes (Reprise) - Patroklos

Episode 3:

· Born For This - Achilles, Patroklos, Odysseus, G Ajax, Menelaus

·      Skyros Party! - Deidamia, Achilles

·      Fight For Us – Ares, Aphrodite, Athena

·      The Weapon (Preprise) - Achilles, Patroklos, Deidamia

·      I Run This City – Helen

ACT II:

Episode 4:

·      Choose Your Fighter – Achaean Soldiers

· Just Drive – Little Ajax, Automedon, Teucer, Hermes

·      Breaker of Horses – Helen, Andromache, Paris, Aeneas, Troilus, Cassandra

·      The Weapon – Achilles, Hector

Episode 5:

·      You Bleed Like Me – Achilles, Patroklos

·      The Midnight Raid – Diomedes, Odysseus, Athena, Ares

·      Fighting Back – Odysseus, Diomedes, Thersites, G Ajax, Achilles, Hector, Sarpedon, Glaucus, Aeneas, Helen

·      The Shining Helm - Hector, Andromache

Episode 6:

·      Behemoth vs Brawler – Hector, G Ajax

·      Terrible - Paris, Hector, Helen, Aphrodite

·      The Battle of Sparta – Helen, Menelaus, Achilles, Patroklos, Hector, Odysseus

·      I Want The Best – Briseis, Patroklos, Achilles

·      The Council of the Gods – Zeus, Athena, Hermes, Hephaestus, Poseidon, Hera, Aphrodite, Ares, Artemis, Apollo

ACT III

Episode 7:

·      Knock-Knock (Folly & Ignorance) - Cressida, Troilus

·      The ‘Chryseis’ Dilemma – Achi, Pat, Aga, Hel, Paris, Cress

·      Purpose – Agamemnon, Achilles, Hector, Helen, Cassandra

·      Eyes On Us – Cressida, Cassandra, Apollo

Episode 8:

·      Hold the Line – Patroklos, L.Ajax, G.Ajax, Agam, Menelaus, Briseis, Nestor

·      I’m Begging You – Patroklos, Nestor, Odysseus, Achilles, Agamemnon

·      Someone Worth Fighting For (Reprise) – Achilles, Patroklos, Hector, Andromache

·      Fly On, Canary – Cassandra, Patroklos, Hector

Episode 9:

·      Nothing Left To Lose – Achilles

·      Home – Briseis, Odysseus, Chiron, Menelaus, Agamemnon

·      Let me Bleed - Briseis, Achilles, Patroklos

·      Rage (Reprise) - Achilles, Cassandra

·      No Oaths - Achilles, Hector

Episode 10:

·      You Don’t Know - Patroklos, Achilles, Paris

·      Costs Too Great – Little Ajax, Agamemnon, Briseis

·      Choose Your Fighter (Reprise) – Neoptolemus

·      Retrieving The Palladium (Pokerface) - Helen, Odysseus, Diomedes

·      The Trojan H.O.R.S.S.E. - so many. I don’t want to list everyone.

·      Finale – All

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“Andromache, my love, take your time.”

waaiting, andromache when you come home i’ll be waaiting, 🥲

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collection of useful things tumblr has taught me:

even if you can't fall asleep, laying down with your eyes closed will still rest your body

you don't have to brush your teeth standing up

you don't have to do any chore standing up, from dishes to showering

you don't have to shower with the lights on

if you can't brush your teeth, flossing and a tongue scraper gets rid of plaque and bad breath

if you can't do that, mouthwash kills a lot of bacteria

eating "unhealthy" food is better than eating no food

you can make the same meal everyday for however long you still want it

some pills come in syrups or chewables if you can't swallow them

kids nutritional shakes can be a quick way to get fuel if you can't eat/don't have time

if walking hurts/exhausts you on a regular basis, canes and rollers are for you, no matter how young you are

we have free will—if doing something "out of the ordinary" makes life easier for you, do it

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I'm not good at animating(drawing also, as you can tell), but still, I want to draw them together

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As much as everyone loves the ‘Odysseus raises Astyanax’ AU what about Hector raises his own baby AU because he was a good father a good son a good husband and he deserves to see his baby more than just once in at least one other universe

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I'm obsessed with them, they are all I can think about, and they are my new mental support(To make it worse)

*my Andromache's design is not historically accurate, I just like this design more

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I present a small list of my favorite tired, "old" men <3 feel free to add to this ‼️‼️

Characters from left to right:

Wriothesley (Genshin)

Gallagher (Honkai Star Rail)

Zhongli (Genshin)

Neuvillette (Genshin)

Welt (Honkai Star Rail)

Jing Yuan (Honkai Star Rail)

Wagner (Genshin)

Nanami (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Tatsu (The Way of the Househusband)

MK11 Johnny Cage

Shiu Kong (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Kusakabe (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Sebastien (Black Butler)

Higuruma (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Diavolo (Obey Me)

Lucifer (Obey Me)

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This is what makes me so mad in modern retellings:

Except in the actual Iliad (Book VI, 312-368):

"His eyes frequently strayed towards Helen" where? In the actual Iliad Hector declines Helen's offer and literally says "I go now to see my wife".

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Hektor and Andromache run to each other. They both long to be together so deeply they can't help but run. Hektor learns where Andromache is and takes off at a run, and Andromache catches sight of him and runs to meet him I 🥺🥺😭♥️♥️💔

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"The shining gear that ordered her [Andromache's] glittering headdress, the diadem and the cap, and the holding-band woven together, and the circlet, which Aphrodite the golden had once given Andromache on that day when sunlit Hector, flashing-helmed, led her home to Troy from the house of Eetion her father, with countless wedding gifts to win her heart." – Homer, The Iliad

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reminder that hektor talks to his horses about how wonderful andromache is

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When I saw this picture, I knew I had to draw it with Hektor and Andromache, it's perfect for them~

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BUSY THINKING ABOUT ACADEMIC RIVAL!ALHAITHAM

academic rival!alhaitham who hates the fact that there’s someone as smart as him around, clenching his jaw when he hears just how successful you are in your studies.

academic rival!alhaitham who swears he doesn’t care about “competition” as he sees it as a pointless waste of energy, yet he finds himself rolling his eyes whenever you get mentioned in the akademiya instead of him.

academic rival!alhaitham who is suddenly so much more clean and precise about his studies, no matter how insignificant the thing might be, solely to accomplish his goal of upstaging you.

academic rival!alhaitham who would never admit that you’ve gone right underneath his skin, instead opting to act like he’s completely disinterested and even bored of you.

academic rival!alhaitham who looks for every single opportunity to pick on you, his favorite being rubbing his papers into your face, no matter how small the actual difference in grade might be.

academic rival!alhaitham who curses himself out for not coming up with a better comeback as soon as the two of you part ways after your usual banter in the akademiya.

academic rival!alhaitham who starts to study topics that he doesn’t even care about, simply to prove to you that he’s smarter.

academic rival!alhaitham who hates it whenever someone mentions you close to him, yet refuses to acknowledge it, opting to simply click his tongue and walk away because he can’t stand the sound of your name.

academic rival!alhaitham who can’t stand the way you’re always on his mind when he’s trying to study, always trying to come up with a way to upstage you.

academic rival!alhaitham who is so irritated by everything that you do, telling himself that he’s just going to avoid you if that’s what it takes.

academic rival!alhaitham who furrows his eyebrows when he notices your absence, thinking about what might have caused it.

academic rival!alhaitham who can’t help but admire your brain, slowly starting to actually notice your smarts and determination.

academic rival!alhaitham who somehow enjoys the competition between the two of you, happy that it gives him a reason to be around you.

academic rival!alhaitham who maybe one day will find a way to approach you and ask you out — but first, he needs to prove that he’s the better scholar.

reblog to show love for alhaitham’s tiddies