somecringeyblueguy

[somecringeyblueguy]

The other day I found a five dollar bill when doing my laundry, but I didn't know where my wallet was. I decided to just put it under my pillow for the time being.

I was then overcome with panic for a single moment, completely convinced that something would come along and replace it with five teeth.

the moral of the story is that

[somecringeyblueguy]

sometimes I lay awake at night thinking about the fact that I no longer have an appendix, where even is it now? did they cremate it? is it just in a bag somewhere? I'll never know

[somecringeyblueguy]

peak naming scheme: naming animals after other animals. ex; cat named sardine, dog named rat, etc. it's just so good

[somecringeyblueguy]

unpopular opinion but I think that subjects can be different colours depending on what teacher taught you them. like obviously science is green, unless we're talking about my first science teacher specifically cause then it's yellow

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I've changed my mind about cran•grape enjoyers, this actually tastes exactly like grape flavored medicine. in the bad way.

[somecringeyblueguy]

have you ever been drinking some juice out of a bottle and you get down to the last bit and accidentally drink the flavored air instead of the juice? yeah