In 2012 I had a Tumblr for my dog. Now I'm a middle aged lady with a kid who wants to smoke weed and probably post about Columbo and old music and Star Wars. TERFs can go fuck themselves.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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*the child is invited to a friend's birthday party on short notice, and I mention figuring out when to get a gift*
K: It's too bad you can't wrap a stick. He LOVES good sticks.
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Nature valentines.
Thanks to my Patrons for your support.
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where’s that justin mcelroy post when i need it
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It got worse. This book is moderately hot but pretty bad.
They're married, they've fucked, somehow there are two hours left in the audio? Also, the narrator sounds... vaguely angry when she's not doing a character voice.
Historical Romance writers do love to pull the occasional, "fuck it, why not." Case in point, am reading a Regency. Most of those are 1815 to like, 1825ish.
Eloisa James had the stunning audacity to put BASEBALL in a Regency. Girl, what the actual fuck are you doing.
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too tired to be part of the solution but don't want to be part of the problem? compromise by becoming part of a new, much funnier problem
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Historical Romance writers do love to pull the occasional, "fuck it, why not." Case in point, am reading a Regency. Most of those are 1815 to like, 1825ish.
Eloisa James had the stunning audacity to put BASEBALL in a Regency. Girl, what the actual fuck are you doing.
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Next time someone tries to claim that superheroes are for boys...
Friendly reminder that superheroes/supervillains were invented by a woman.
Back in 1905, in fact. Including the trope of “foppish playboy” by day, and mysterious masked figure by night, which was later used for Zorro, Batman, and innumerable other costumed heroes and villains since.
(Whether the Scarlet Pimpernel is a superhero or supervillain depends on which side of the French Revolution you sympathize with, but Emma Orczy clearly intended him to be read as a heroic figure.)
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Goals: less social media (hell site excluded, I actually want to use Tumblr MORE), more actually reading/rereading books.
I wanna get weird about Terry Pratchett and Georgette Heyer and Emmuska Orczy again.
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Susan Sto Helit: What doesn't kill me better run, because now I'm fucking pissed.
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Kiddo has a new stuffed bear who is holding a candy cane. She has named it Sticky Bicky Bear and I'm wondering how long it will be before she starts getting annoyed at my insistence that his name is actually Stickleton Bickleton.
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People out here building elaborate castles in Tiny Glade and I'm like... "Gazebo! 😀"
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Me: I wonder what Tumblr thinks of Outlaws.
Tumblr: *horny*
Me: I don't know what else I expected.
ND-5 & tags
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