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I’ve officially moved back to my old personal blog. If you want to keep following me, you’ll find me here. If not, So long and thanks for all the fish.

ps. I will still rp but it’ll be over skype 

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Confession time: I might be abandoning this blog soon and return to my original personal blog.

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Male-Aimed Pick-up Lines {Sentence Starters}

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

"Nice package. Let me unwrap that for you."

"Do these feel real to you?"

"Are you a candle? Because I wanna blow you."

"My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?"

"Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight."

"I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?"

"Are you a rainstorm? Because I'm soaked."

"That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!"

"You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill."

"I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you."

"There are no seats, can I sit on your face?"

"Is it wet in here, or is it just me?"

"They bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most handsome guy in the bar."

"If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?"

"You're so handsome that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next boyfriend."

"Are you a magician? Cause A-bra-ca-DAYUM!"

"Are you going to kiss me or are you going to make me lie to my diary?"

"Are you a Boy Scout? Because you tie my heart in knot."

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//On the before side, he could look scared and has his hands up in a 'please don't hit me' kinda way.//

@some-jerkoff suggested to make a daki of Dan* before he’s beat up and after he’s beat up. That’s the best idea I ever heard.

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Send me "§" if you'd ever consider shipping our muses

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Yus.

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love this guy.

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Sketched Dan with some of Ruby’s expressions.

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@the-mother-of-life

“Of course, little one, but you can wear it if you’d like regardless, free of the fear of ridicule.” They said, a distinct air of amusement around their indistinct form, ‘hands’ folding together at their 'waist’ as they did so, not offended by him dodging their touch.

Dan’s ears folded back in irritation. He didn’t like they way they spoke to him. “Who are you? What do you want?”

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Momon: "Calm my little one, I won't allow anyone to tease anyone, my children must get along." They pet Dan gently to calm him. "Wear the pink if you'd like."

Dan dodged away from them, not wanting to be pet by the stranger. "I do NOT like wearing pink. I don't know what you're talking about. How dare you!"

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"Black goes with everything."

“I can’t go outside and let everyone see me in pink. Pink is for fem cats.”

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“I can’t go outside and let everyone see me in pink. Pink is for fem cats.”

some-jerkoff replied to your post:“I need a new collar.”

“Its pink”

“What’s wrong with pink? I thought you liked pink.”

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"Don't talk shit."

i just realized how fucking big dan’s head is XD