some-guy-named-john
What I think about Stuff
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A blog where I share my thoughts on things. Mainly Pop culture, somtimes things that actually matter.
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some-guy-named-john · 1 day ago
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some-guy-named-john · 1 day ago
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"You think you're informed just because you read a bunch of grainy PDFs?"
Yeah man. Reading scholarly works on a topic informs you on that topic. That's how this works.
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some-guy-named-john · 1 day ago
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I find the fact that the closest mountain point on earth to the moon, the highest mountain and the tallest mountain are 3 different mountains to be a tiny bit disturbing
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some-guy-named-john · 5 days ago
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Nature really went off with sperm whales. A 70-ton predator with teeth the size of a banana but it only eats squishy prey that it doesn’t even chew, it just schlorps them down whole like a vacuum cleaner. Big giant fat head full of goop. Tiniest fins in the world. Strong enough to smash a ship to pieces and smart enough to figure out how to do so but its first line of defense is just to shit everywhere. Possibly the most complex language in the animal kingdom and it creates sounds by blowing air through its internal right nostril (it uses the left one to breathe) into its giant fat head. It’s the loudest animal on the planet and might have the capability to create a beam of sound so loud it can shake your organs apart but they don’t seem to use that to hunt or fight. They’re highly flammable. We used them to make candles.
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some-guy-named-john · 7 days ago
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some-guy-named-john · 12 days ago
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some-guy-named-john · 17 days ago
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popular YouTube channels are great and informative until they make a video about a topic you're informed on and then the house of cards comes crashing down as you realize how utterly wrong they are about most things
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some-guy-named-john · 23 days ago
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some-guy-named-john · 24 days ago
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@antimarte.bsky.social‬ [via]
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some-guy-named-john · 27 days ago
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"If you want to know the truth about sasquatches you should watch the Zapruder Film."
"I think you mean the Patterson-Gimlin film?"
"Nah Bro, Bigfoot shot JFK."
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some-guy-named-john · 1 month ago
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some-guy-named-john · 1 month ago
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wanted to share my favorite reddit post ever
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some-guy-named-john · 2 months ago
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