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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff
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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
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say “hello, who are you?” // and we’ll start from scratch again
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and if i explode then what, Crow's making fun of me its Over
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Lol old
I do feel like... after I finish up mu current projects. Might take a rest
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No love for me, woe upon me
thinking aboit. my peregrien :3
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You start holding hands and never told me I see
thinking aboit. my peregrien :3
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linus takes a trip to the nether. birthday gift to my sister
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