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the edit itself

this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point

Im not even american but im having a great time with this

DONT LET THIS DIE

credit to miraculousgastropod for the original

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#coping before episode 5 drops with these masterpieces I made

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guess i'm a liar who lies, because I forgot to post like 3 of those when i made the last post, so I had to go dip into the archives for some of these. I cannot find these without sharing them, it is the cross I carry,

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Assad Zaman if I could kiss your brain. You just get him, you really do.

x

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What is this guys fucking problem

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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.05: Don't Be Afraid, Just Start the Tape IWTVTwT Version.

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omitted details

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real rashid spinoff when??? 🥺👉👈

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Thinking about Armand’s expression when he realizes Louis has been longing for Lestat during their entire relationship

Armand’s anger slips and you can see his heartbreak for a second… Assad Zaman you’re sick for this

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It’s so funny that Armand has “ethical” eating habits for a vampire. He finds people he thinks deserve or want to die, and then he convinces them to play a game of cat and mouse with him, and he gets so visibly excited about it he’s openly flirtatious. Then he chases them through the streets for a few hours. Basically, he’s torturing them. He’s playing with his food. He’s having fun pretending to hunt. “Pretend” because if he was really hunting it wouldn’t take him any time at all. Then, once he catches them, he goes through their mind like a filing cabinet and brainwashes them into thinking they want to die, and then he kills them painlessly, which might sound better than throat-ripper Lestat’s modus operandi, but what Armand really does is subject people to physical and psychological torture for hours before removing their agency in their final moments. It’s worse. He doesn’t even leave people with their minds or dignity intact. No resistance. No hope. No clarity. Not even your final thoughts are your own. It’s presumably something Armand’s injected into your mind that he thinks you’ll like. He guts your mind like a fish before doing the same thing to your body and then goes home and is like, wow, another ethical meal for me, unlike all those savages that take bites out of random strangers. Good job, me.

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Daniel being the ultimate homewrecker is so funny to me. He failed to end that marriage once only to come back 50 years later, older and wiser than before and this time he's taking no prisoners!!! He WILL end that marriage and get his man even if it's the last thing he does

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#dubai trio in season 2

(insp: ½+½)

+ the old man in question:

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Interview With The Vampire

2.02 | 2.04 | 2.06

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My favourite underrated thing about Louis de Point du Lac is that he truly is the least curious vampire to ever be made and he does not give fuck about vampires despite being one.

Its Claudia who goes to libraries, reads the folklore, tries to learn as much as she can and pushes Lestat for answers about who made him and where the others are. Claudia says Vampire Pride and Louis says hmmm Vampire Tolerance.

And Louis...truly does not care about vampire history,law, culture. He's never even thought to ask. There are vampire laws?...ok...Lestat never cared about them and he's not going to either, lol. He's broken a few and he will continue to do so. Oh you have a coven? he's not gonna join it, he's gonna do his own thing. but good for you good for you.

the 500+ year old Coven Leader, he's gonna call Louis, Maitre, actually.

He has fire powers? thats kinda cool. he'll learn that but only cause it lets him vent his feelings about Lestat.

Lestat and Armand say the name of the vampire queen in front of him and Lestat straight up says, "Louis has no idea who that is" and do you think Louis cares, outside of the fact that for some reason it means he can't kill Lestat? No! Do you think in the 77 years he's been with Armand he ever took 5 minutes to ask a follow up question? No!

Do you think he will care about Akasha in season 3? Doubt it! Outside of her obsession with Lestat, who is the only person left on the planet he seems to be able to filter Caring About This Shit through

He blatantly breaks the 3rd law and publishes a book about being a vampire and when the other vampires get pissed not only does he not apologise he literally sends them his location and says 'you wanna fight? lmao don't miss'

I love him. Daniel Molloy is gonna need to bring his A game because Louis will not be solving a single mystery next season, nor would it even occur to him to try.

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LOUMANDSTAT: yeah x10

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the part of the book where lestat enters nicki’s apartment to find armand doing. this. is so fucking funny to me