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Beaming my cramps into u

-Joeb

Uh..right...who is this?

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At heart, I'm a fucked up little bird.

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Testicle..

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Tests are testing.

Unfortunately for you, anon, my boyfriend had already tried such a 'joke', and consequently he slept in his own apartment for the rest of the week.

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FOR REAL!!

That man has captivated me with his anti social off putting nature and mass amount of atrocities commited

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They'll never make me hate you 2004 Riddler

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They'll never make me hate you 2004 Riddler

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Oh poor baby :[

🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸

hopital

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she res on my urrection till i come. (back. (from the dead))

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you’re from Louisiana, right?

do you have a noticeable accent compared to the average gothamite? If so, did you ever hide your accent back at your old job?

Its a cursed mix of Cajun and New Yorker. Edward says I go into "yee haw" mode whenever I'm upset. I hate him so much I hope he kisses me rn.

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Yes of course Brutus!

Let me just talk it through with Artem, okay?

are you scared that your brother might end up like Jon

he wanted to eat a human hand

I'm scared he's gonna get brain damage. He's book smart but not smart in literally any other area. Finn doesn't help they're just stupid together.

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..If you ever do want to come back, you have an actual room now.

are you scared that your brother might end up like Jon

he wanted to eat a human hand

I'm scared he's gonna get brain damage. He's book smart but not smart in literally any other area. Finn doesn't help they're just stupid together.

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I noticed today is the designated time slot Capitalism chose to suffocate with hearts and sentimentality to justify the price tag.

Despite my gripes with such nonsense, I decided that I would treat you to a taste of home. I got your favorite wine and some beignets ready for you.

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Oh Eddie, you're the best! I love you!

He held onto Ed and kissed all over his face, leaving black lipstick marks

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How do feel about that other Jon coming back into Ed’s life?

Also, is he a vampire?

I hope he stubs his toe. Honestly. Specifically as he climbs into bed so he has to writhe in the dark.

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how were the holidays with The Rizzler Edward Sigma Mr. Daddy Issues your fiancé

He made all his presents a puzzle and I bit him over it <3

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opinion on Weezer?

oo weee oo I look just like buddy Holly. oh oh and you're Mary Tyler moore

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Text from Artem:

: Doing a ward rework this weekend, anything you’d be interested in adding?

: Hmm...

: If anythings blocking "darker" magic like necromancy, then remove that. Or don't add it.

: I kind of need that to not fall apart

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the way the moonlight gently touches your face as you rest

Not only is it ethereal, but it is also my favorite part of the twilight

🥀

..Do I have a stalker? is that what this is?