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seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

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casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

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talking about a movie with someone who also hated it: yeah man that shit fucking blows, you'd have to be lesser than a dog to enjoy it

talking about same movie with someone who enjoyed it: i dont think it quite reached the heights that it was reaching for

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I made the god of the underworld cry

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very difficult to make out but the bottom line is "Illustrated by Dr. Seuss" ^

in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that

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white boy SHOCKS friend group by growing perfect c cup breasts

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My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"

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tumblr removed my header which was literally just this image

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Happy The Missile Knows Where It Is Monday

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why has ‘this looks like a renaissance painting’ become such a common phrase on the internet to describe momentous, dramatically lit images that are brimming with pathos when the word they mean to say is ‘baroque’

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why has ‘this looks like a renaissance painting’ become such a common phrase on the internet to describe momentous, dramatically lit images that are brimming with pathos when the word they mean to say is ‘baroque’