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your friends love you, your brain is just mean
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oh no....the full moon...you have to run, i won't be able to control myself once i tr-AUGH....GRRRRRRRAAAAAUUUYGGGGHHHHHH *painfully contorts my body and my bones crack and when my scary transformation is complete i am a little rabbit sitting peacefully on the ground*
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first post I've seen making use of the new function to pay to promote ur own posts is feeling like a good sign. the site is healing
things are returning to how they once were
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tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die
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I think the Halloween candy gave me a cavity, which is kind of galling as an adult. Like this fucking sucks. And now I have to arrange my own dentist's appointment.
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Shoutout to the maned wolf, which is technically neither wolf nor fox but has its own genus called Chrysocyon! Why -
why are your legs so long?
I mean, intellectually, I understand that it’s because you live in grasslands and have evolved to be able to see over the grass, but emotionally… why? Are they?? Like that??? Surely there was a way to make your body more cohesive and proportional-looking?
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just heard someone speak the sentence "my parents are twins" and my brain died four times before additional context allowed me to figure out he meant EACH of his parents HAS a twin. separately.
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