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My Fox McCloud tulpa i made to help me drive: "Good merge kid, at this rate youll be a first rate pilot"

Me: "thanks captain, but uhh h, idk if your paw should be in my jeans while i drive"

last pure hearted man: "i hope god doesnt noticr me jaywalking"

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Are you okay with men shopping?

??????

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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

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dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

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there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die

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The veil is thick here..... I sense fuck all

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Accidentally zoomed out on my maps app when looking for a restaurant and it gave me results for “lunch” in all of north america lol

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even when i say nothing it's a beautiful use of negative space

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got bae'zel brainrot and its terminal

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Plains

Artist: John Avon

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white people when theres deviled eggs at the function

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In the wake of Jimmy Carter’s death I would like to remind everyone about that time he was in a boat and got attacked by a huge rabbit that swam through to water directly at him

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is anybody gonna pet the gentle freak…….the gentle freak is gonna grow sad and anxious if nobody pets it……is nobody gonna pet the freak……nobody?…..nobody pet the gentle freak?…..

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i know some naughty words that will really knock your socks off

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