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there's been plenty of pushback against youtube's plan to age-check users by using an AI to analyze everyone's watching habits, but amidst that, i spotted this playlist circulating among some teens:

(picture is a reconstruction to protect the kids identity)

interesting! they're trying to trick the AI by watching videos that have a primarily adult viewer demographic? well im a curious fella so naturally i have to take a look-see, and

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reminder not to interact with troll/hate accounts! block, report if they've harassed you, and move on <33 let's not give them the attention they crave

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“Propaganda that I’m not falling for:

All the young—“

shut up

shut

shut up

you’re allowed to not like a fic

you are not allowed to publicly hate on it

someone wrote that whole ass fucking thing for FREE. Because THEY wanted to. And you think you have the right to shit on it?

I don’t care if it’s a fic with 100,000,000 views or 10, YOU DO NOT PUBLICLY HATE ON FICS BECAUSE THEY ARE GIVEN TO YOU FOR FREE

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young - august 6 - platonic prongsfoot - black brothers - jegulus - @black-brothers-microfic - word count: 207

“He’s young,” Sirius said flatly, crossing his arms and staring out across the grounds at the setting sun.

James, who was sitting next to him, almost folded. He was so nervous, so terrified to somehow lose one or both of these two terribly important people. But the word ‘young’ ignited something in him that forced him to speak.

“Sirius,” he said softly, meeting his best friend’s gaze. “He was young when your parents hit him with a spell the first time. He was young when he had to listen to his..your family members talk about torture and blood supremacy like it was some sort of game. He was young when the two of you had to run away, because of how you were being treated. Now…now, he’s old enough to be loved. Don’t you think?”

The look Sirius gave him was one he’d never seen before. Both broken and steady. Terrified and sure. “You’ll be good to him.” It wasn’t a question, but James answered anyway.

“You know I will.”

A little half-smile curled over Sirius’s lips. “Don’t take his bullshit, either.”

James snorted, relief flooding through him. Sirius was okay with this. “I won’t. At least…most of the time.”

They both grinned at each other.

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"download the app to continue!" what if I kill you

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James: Why would anyone want to hurt Regulus?

Sirius: Maybe because they met him.

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twelve year old james potter who carried a girl’s bag for her and eleven year old regulus who furiously scribbled “dear diary 😭 james potter is a WHORE!! 😒😠”

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is he fucking stupid

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you can try every drug in the world but they will never match the high of reading a jegulus fic for the first time

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Sirius: When I first came out to Marlene I thought she was super homophobic or something because when I told her I like guys, she was like, "Ew what?". Turns out she just hates men and doesn't understand how people can be attracted to them and is also very gay

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James: I think I’m having a midlife crisis.

Euphemia Potter: You’re ten and a half, love.

James: I might die at 21.