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soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren't ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably
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Beating the alcoholic allegations by easily plugging my phone into the charger with no struggle at all
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Someone: "How are you today?”
The hallucination of Edward Cullen that I keep around at all times: "Lie."
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december and january were created to test how much I can handle back to back before I'm sent into an absolute spiral
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no offence but I hate when people my age start projecting their own fears and ideas about aging and youth onto me. girl sorry but I’m young and beautiful if you think women in their late 20s onwards are worthless old hags who have run out of time that’s a personal problem
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"It's like Cookie Run but more killing" - my 7 year old niece
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man this morning i heard my sister screaming in her sleep so i went in her room and woke her up and she was like "oh yea i was having a nightmare" then she tells me about it later and she had dreamt that she saw a snowman moving around outside
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im suffering from a horrendous disease called being in your 20s
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