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So what did we learn from the 23 hr for mind stream ?? Here's a summary:-

1. Max and team redline(shack dwellers) are chronically online and it shows on their car livery

2.Max is embracing all the memes now yes even sid the sloth max

3. Max calls Gabriel Bortoleto Gabi and/or Bubbles!! (which only strengthens my theory that max likes to give people nicknames)

4. Max mentioned Inchident and said we need to fuckem over about the papaya family

5.Max went absolutely batshit wild with the revenge penalties

6.Max is a terrible horrible no good very bad race engineer rip Crane and his racecraft dignity

7.Max giggled, the man actually laughed at "is lestappen real guys" causing mass mania in the lestappen community.

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it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article

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vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold

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no writing workshop can help you improve your writing as much as this screenshot can

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Max casually put 30 seconds on his “championship rival” while starting from 17th

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“crazy how Checo is so supportive of Yuki and Franco but not Liam—” no, crazy is how Checo was so supportive of MAX when he entered Toro Rosso 10 years ago. the entire grid was screaming bloody mary about how teen Max was the living antichrist and Checo’s just like “he’s a talented guy. And what a nice kid <3” while max was out there committing active terrorism. It’s actually hysterical that Checo was so vocally kind to young Max, got signed to redbull, proceeded to gentle-parent max into the perfect teammate for the next three years until max stopped hissing and scratching him like a feral cat and started defending him with a gun… he dealt with all that, but THIS INCIDENT with Liam being his line in the sand just absolutely SENDS ME. its as much a comedy as it is a commentary on Checo’s character.

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So my roommate doesn’t like swears. They make her uncomfortable, so when I send her memes, I do my best to censor out any swears in them so she can enjoy them as much as I do.

I was trying to send her this meme

So I went to censor it into the final form in MS paint

Simple process, just set the secondary color to black

Highlight

And cut

Then copy and paste edited meme.

Which I did.

Except.

I forgot to copy the whole meme

So my roommate, whom I love dearly, just got a notification on her phone that only said

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George Russell messaging the whatsapp group chat about the new insta account he made for them

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He needs a napkin

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gpda said:

we want to say fuck (to describe a car or otherwise)

we want to wear jewellery

we want to wear fucking underwear however we want

and also where the fuck does our money go?

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fondly remembering that time I was working as a cashier when I was 19-20 and my former bus driver and his wife came through. He says to me "Hey, you look familiar" and I reply "Yes, I was one of the bus kids you drove, specifically the one you screamed at and threatened to ban from the bus and make walk home because I was crying out in pain while the other kids were ripping huge chunks of hair out of my head but you did nothing about them." and his wife slowly looked at him like this

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i should be able to file for divorce on another couples behalf

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