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world’s kindest demon award goes to spite for hearing rook say “mortals don’t work like that, we can’t just stop being traumatized” and he was like oh my bad then I thought he was just stupid

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today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at

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So act 3 huh

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twink unfumbled . twink found in every universe. twink chosen on purpose .

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Pierre: "No power"

Engineer: "You're fine"

Pierre: "N̵͉͕̙̮͈͎̦͚̺̰̭̺̘̉̔ͅƠ̵̢̧͖͕̳̣͕̘̰ͅͅ ̴̯̳̺͕̿̚P̸̧͈̟̺̩͚̤̠̹̻̫͒̊͛̋̅͋̓̆͂̿̍̀̈͘Ơ̸̡̢͎̳̥̣̺̤͇̼̠̗̗̑̎͊̀́͒̽͑̈́͠͝͠Ẁ̵̟̲͈͚̥̯̬̖̗͊̈̀̉̊́̈̆͘̕Ȩ̴̪̝͍͎̑̚ͅR̵̢̻͍̠͗̋̎̑̈́̀́͒̚̕͠"

*engine explodes*

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Yeah, for thoses who don't know, Aurora Perrineau who play Eurydice in Kaos, is the daughter of Harold Perrineau, who play Mercutio in THAT Romeo+Juliet adaptation (you know the one)

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made this with tears still drying on my face

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me: lmaoo my mom really thinks a few salty crackers and ginger ale will cure my nausea

me 2 minutes after ginger ale and crackers, no longer nauseous:

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YOUR gays went to superhell. MY gays went to superheaven. we are not the same.

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Batman: Widening Gyre (2009) #1

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max: teary thank you to the team, winning his wdc, etc

charles: AND FUCK THAT GUY—

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if there’s one thing about me it’s that while I do not really resonate with being a “man” I absolutely love like… boyishness. collective masculine terms. “boys” “lads” “gentlemen” that’s where it’s at. gender me like you’re an irritable 18th century sergeant addressing his men

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There's something that I find equal parts hilarious and terrifying.

On one hand it is so funny watching the generation previous to mine (I was born in 84) absolutely say the most unhinged shit online, doxx themselves, and get fired, after spending my entire childhood teaching me online opsec because every stranger was a potential murderer. Social media done rotted their brains.

But on the other I'm seeing kids coming up, seeing them spew all their personals online, and using that to model their unsafe behavior and put themselves at incredible risk because the internet actually got way more dangerous than it was, ironically, when I was coming up being told I had to basically outsmart the fuckin CIA. Now the actual CIA and other bad actors (government, private, and individual) really are out there and these kids are watching fucking meemaw post a photo of the front of her house practically captioned with her fucking SSN and thinking, "yeah, sure, the adults know what's safe."

I gotta be a fuckin millennial about this and beg younger folx to listen to the VCR generation: hide yourself online. Nothing should go there you wouldn't want in the hands of the person who hates you the most.

Be safe, be smart, be a fucking ghost.

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Lucanis: My Rook.

Spite: OUR Rook.

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new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years