softwarmboy

[softwarmboy]

oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave

[softwarmboy]

Me, knowing full well that cars in Cyberpunk can and WILL hit me if I run out into the road

Me, when I run out into the road and get hit by a car-

[softwarmboy]

ok i slept and ate food and now i will walk around

[softwarmboy]

[softwarmboy]

you can start anytime.

you can brush your teeth in the middle of the day. you can wash the dishes at 2am. you can do things outside the normal times assigned by society.

[softwarmboy]

reasons to love harrison ford

1. hates donald trump 2. got his ear pierced at claires because why not 3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD MAN 4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a crap abt star wars 5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him 6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions 7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is insane when you think about all the stunts involved 8. quote “the director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shed” 9. arguably sexy 10. points angrily and its super effective

[softwarmboy]

[softwarmboy]

So I got my childhood Wii set up and got a copy of Twilight Princess (forever my favourite Zelda game, and the best one in my opinion) and I just made it into the Arbiters Grounds

YALL I forgot how scary it is in there, the enemies are nightmare fuel

[softwarmboy]

shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times

[softwarmboy]

[softwarmboy]

It's an open notes test and some dense motherfuckers still can't figure out the answers.

[softwarmboy]

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

[softwarmboy]

Lights in Finland

@imikegraphics

[softwarmboy]

me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

[softwarmboy]

Me- “I’m getting over Arcane!

Also me-

[softwarmboy]

real romance is just being deeply stupid together. i dream of one day meeting someone i can be deeply stupid with and not feel embarrassed 

[softwarmboy]

@highlordofkingdomhearts us 😂

i really believe that discussing the character with someone who shares ur interpretation is the closest u can get to modern day philosophy. we are like plato and aristotle but talking about a fictional guys trauma