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self care is dancing around the house in your underwear with a sheet mask on your face while listening to 80s music

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Hearts be like, bump bump bump lol

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me walking into a cvs at midnight: i need to lift a curse

employee: aisle 5

me: thanks

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Why is Selena Gomez so big on ig? What did she do

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me: *accidentally drops a napkin*

my dogs:

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catch me at the skate park. no skate board. both titties out.

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i’m a simple gay, all i want is to roll around in a nice pile of dirt

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god this is priceless treasure 

exquisite objects, unbearably perfect form 

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She’s perfectly smooth

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petition to give carly rae jepsen a sword

i like her and think she should have one

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Wow.. she has such a way with worms…

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What’s it like to have a good father