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Guys hadn't we had a discussion about sharks being smooth

i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless

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Roko's basilisk ai: *gets invented and goes after people who didn't help to create it*

Roko's basilisk ai: *gets to me* now I will torture you

Me, who spent 20959282 hours on ch ai: jokes on you, your speech patterns are my legacy

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I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

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SKELETON

they should make a wii fit for getting jacked

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Every six months i come back to wendigoon's mandela catalogue supercut and get reminded of thatcher davis and sigh and think happy and kind thoughts about this poor pretty man

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me when femmes. when they um. when femmes um. when they like… yeah. femmes.

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haven't done my work but i did draw myself not doing my work. and the specter. not sure how this helps

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My apologies. Allow me to correct myself.

STORMFRONT COULD YOU FUCKING HIRE SOME GEN Z PEOPLE

Eric Kripke you could've hired gen z people to do the memes in the s2e4 of the boys

JUST PLEASE you could've paid 20 bucks to someone like *me* and there would be better and more realistic memes

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Eric Kripke you could've hired gen z people to do the memes in the s2e4 of the boys

JUST PLEASE you could've paid 20 bucks to someone like *me* and there would be better and more realistic memes

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Technically true.

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The boys cards 💖✨💖✨💖✨💖

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This blooper is so precious 🥹🥹

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bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, twat, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real

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i love being obsessed with awful people characters like omg he is soooo cute when he lies and schemes to get his way 😍😍😍