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...woof?

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no, no, it's fine

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Who would'a thought I'd be drawing Squid Game yaoi on the year of our lord 2025? I sure didn't, but here we are and boy I'm so glad

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среди тревог и вечной грусти стань мне антидепрессантом позволь любить себя допустим любить меня в ответ меня не надо

тгк некчан щитпостит

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beer? 🥃

ac: nthndn_

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The Strongest Generation [One Night Only!]

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I think mouthwashing hyperfix wore off and now i have squid games hyperfix. Specifically thangyu........and a bit 457..........

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"Are they lovers?"

Worse they're fucking stupid

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at this point I don’t really care I just wanted to imagine their interaction outside of the game😓

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They make me believe in love im so not normal about them

Their ship name could be infinity stoners or sum idk 💜

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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jittering, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos-

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I'm fixing it before Gege decides to 👍🏼

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Please do not repost!

Thanks!!

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my shaylaaaa 😭😭😭

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I just found the funniest font ever

Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?

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shoutout to everyone

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Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant