She/They Procurer of dastardly thoughts words and images // for all things supernatural >> @fruitylittletrenchcoat
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a man with his phone in his hand just said to me ‘hey i don’t have my apple watch on me can you tell me what time it gets dark today’ and i was like i have no idea sorry and kept walking and i heard him say to his siri ‘what time is darkness today’ ????????? ???????
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message to swallows: i love the way you swoop+dive
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(as steve harvey encouraging me to take my vitamin supplements) YES..! PILL!!
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tragedy enjoyers when even good intentions lead to ruin
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It’s such a shame that ben shapiro insists on the whole alt right thing. I really do think he’d make a killing voicing animated squirrels
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me giving my pet chihuahua two kisses: chimuahmuah
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I support perverts. Like all of you for example
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where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face
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cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw
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as someone who has been beaten and drowned and shot and stabbed and strangled and trampled and
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🎶 something about you / makes me want to keep on loving you 🎵
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