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i hate that being emotionally unavailable is so associated with masculinity. which is why i must stay emotionally unavailable. for feminism.

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I fuck w airplane turbulence lowkey….. whole time I’m like

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therapist who is trying to run the clock out: so tell me more about how naruto has affected ur life

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Funniest part of the information age is that every time someone gets arrested for assassination, we get to see screenshots of tweets they made back in 2011 like "got my foot stuck in the toilet, eating an orange now"

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Wishing my followers a logical Christmas and an evidence-based New Year

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im not criticising brilliant minds because i haven't even watched an episode yet, but i sincerely cannot imagine a less appealing endorsement than "its like house if everything that made house awesome was removed" like hey guys you wanna watch this zombie apocalypse movie but with the zombies taken out? yeah its just a group of people in a run club. house if he was nice and not addicted to drugs. well ok. let me show you the sinstine chapel without all that fucken paint i guess

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these boots are insane

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Selkie Spring/Summer 2023

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shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

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it's conclave day!!

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Watching Conclave (2024) is not enough I need Sufjan Stevens to write an album about it

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this is sending me bc imagine being the bishop in charge of monitoring social media and you have to go report to the chronically offline Lawrence that ppl on twitter are saying they want to get the new Holy Father pregnant