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Just a King holding back his ill-tempered Knight

Alternatively:

Why so angry if so small?

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"College au so they're in there early 20s" NO NO LET THEM BE OLD MAKE THEM OLDER!!! LET THEM BE THIRTY LET THEM BE FIFTY MAKE THEM OLD!!! AND IN LOVE!! AND IN COLLEGE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!

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More unfinished shitposts you’re welcome

Yes galaxia should be bigger I’m SORRY

King Dedede, to Meta Knight: you remind me of how I like my pancakes.

Meta: sweet?

DDD: fluffy and short-stacked

Meta: *draws galaxia*

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thinking about hypotheticals on what would've happened in the buddy tower if they didn't have those dark bond masks. you think they woulda bounced? or kept fighting?

chat do you think dedede would stop the fight to take his partner somewhere private and make sure meta feels alright

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waking up after a nap

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mucho labubu pero poco labuburo

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WIP I guess?

Idk I love the hc that Meta has scary pointy teeth and figure he would probably flash them to beat Dedede’s “cute” allegations but what he doesn’t account for is that Dedede is a bit of a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴

King Dedede, holding a maskless Meta Knight: Cute!

Meta Knight smiles, showing his sharp teeth.

King Dedede looks taken aback for a moment, before smiling again: Adorable!

Meta Knight: ¡Idiota! Freak! I’ll kill yo-

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I also don’t know how to explain this one because it’s a long story but

I’ll line and color it if you want (this is a threat)

Original under cut (it’s shirtless Jeff Goldblum)

(I wasn’t kidding)

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Having this be my first post in 5 years feels almost criminal

The joke is that it wouldn’t be that deep because he’s little

Original under cut

Original:

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I’ve been collecting things in my chest, quietly placing them on shelves where no one can see them.

It is filled and cluttered with things I know I shouldn’t keep there.

- hushed potato