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I’m at the BDSM club painting tunnels on the wall for my sub to run into

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wanted to clear out some of my really old terraria characters but this prompt stopped me dead in my tracks

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are you mad at me: deconstructive, assumes the other person’s feelings, accusatory more than inquisitive

do you want me to kill myself: broaches a problem and solution in one, prioritizes action over feelings, proactive in seeking a resolution

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the navy shooting down its own jet is probably the closest we've ever gotten to the platonic ideal of DoD spending, if I'm Lockheed shareholder I'm salivating like tom & Jerry looking at a sexy cat or mouse, let's get those friendly fire incident rates UP baby 📈📈📈 I'll wanna see a long ass list of fresh f-18 orders ASAP

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When are those 5g covid vaccine nanochips going to activate

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i have a runny nose so im gonna stop by the pharmacy and pick up a curved greatsword to behead myself with

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CNN suggested that Luigi Mangione stage a boycott instead of what he did. a boycott of the health care industry. exercising my right to protest by fucking dying.

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Roland Barthes, A Lover's Discourse: Fragments (trans. Richard Howard) [transcript in ALT]

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It’s all good 👍 I held onto it in my heart until it became a part of me

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Reading a book on sea monsters on ancient maps and I thought this was such a funny way to put it. They couldn’t even afford sea monsters :///

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless���️you eat a lemon

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I miss my glasses so much pouring one (sencha) out for my favourite glasses tonight

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Babe that last essay gave me a raging thinker I'm gonna have to go muse off right now