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kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

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types of infused water I’ve been told to make:

hot dog water

pickles

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Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

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A greeting for negligent penpals and procrastinating authors. Postcard from my collection, 1911.

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under space communism we mostly won't have war but we do let the military scifi nerds occasionally blow each other up for made up factions with elaborate lore in the asteroid belt for fun

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I think chat gpt is as lame as the next guy but it is really funny to see the anti-ai crowd rally to defend the sanctity and necessity of the human soul in the creation of work emails

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lays a beautifol girl egg

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Sire, the woodland gnomes have pledged 10 apples to our cause

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handjob.com/careers

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i don't give a fuck about your portfolio get in my boiling cauldron stupid bitch

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love bombing doesn't work on me because i'll still think it's not enough. Try harder for me

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Did you just crush my artifact

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I really, really had to take a shit when this photo was being taken. Seconds later I relieved myself in a small potted plant.

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I love that the ibuprofen knows where to go

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describing my relationship to someone by introducing them to people as "an old wound"

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Love some miserable Elon in the morning