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cuz darlin i'm a gay dyke dressed like a dead meme
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soft-and-certain · 7 days ago
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gonna b deleting the app for a while 👍 contact me via discord
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soft-and-certain · 7 days ago
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one of the coworkers I assumed didn't like me - which made all those outings a bit uncomfortable - took me aside last night, put her hand sort of on my shoulder, looked me intensely in the eyes and said:
"just so you know, I do like you. I just have autism."
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soft-and-certain · 7 days ago
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reblog to stir prev occasionally
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soft-and-certain · 7 days ago
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"My favorite local pigeon, Lovey dove, named for the heart-like splotch on their back."
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soft-and-certain · 7 days ago
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NO WAY
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soft-and-certain · 8 days ago
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dog that says awawawa
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soft-and-certain · 8 days ago
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An important part of British TV culture is the magazine SFX which has a little jokester working in the layout department
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soft-and-certain · 8 days ago
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when a film or tv show takes place somewhere where you have been, it is your sacred duty as viewer to say “i’ve been there” every time you recognize a place
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soft-and-certain · 8 days ago
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"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud
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soft-and-certain · 8 days ago
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Compilation (ongoing?)
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soft-and-certain · 8 days ago
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never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It
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soft-and-certain · 8 days ago
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markiplier problematic because he manipulates fans who are scarable into thinkinb he is evil when he is darkiplier. we gotta do something about this but i don’t know what
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Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them
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soft-and-certain · 8 days ago
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I am becoming aware of the effect a lack of trust in the media has had on people, paired with a dearth of research skills.
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soft-and-certain · 8 days ago
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i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone
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soft-and-certain · 8 days ago
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I wish all chronically ill and disabled people a very “doctors listening to you” November
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soft-and-certain · 8 days ago
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you know it is a little interesting the way that tumblr removes trans women out of the website by just silently taking away our images on posts but not flagging that you violated TOS vs drawn porn which lets me know gladly that i made an oopsy woopsy and makes sure to let me know i can appeal
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