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Accidentally zoomed out on my maps app when looking for a restaurant and it gave me results for “lunch” in all of north america lol

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source

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A story to boost the morale of a broken country.

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the one thing thing funnier than this caption is that the only reason they stopped doing it was that the ferret shit in the tube

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I dont even need the “binky fucks my mom now” edit the originals are so much funnier

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b <- i made this with my keyboard. anything is possible

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hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you

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autistic anger issues are So Much. i have my temper more under control now in that i rly dont yell/lash out anymore but i do regularly boil inside with incandescent uncontainable rage over something inconsequential and then it evaporates in the span of ten minutes. incomparable

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With the ides of march fast approaching we must be prepared

Please reblog to make sure everyone is equipped!

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I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A CUTE PICTURE WITH MY GARDEVOIR AND OGERPON

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New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep