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a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

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I had a dream last night that I was trying to translate something into Italian and I discovered that Google Translate had added several languages that weren't,,, actually languages?

Like they had one called 'Neurotypical' that took cryptic double-meanings and made them straight-forward, and they had one called 'Corporate' that translated bureaucratic bullshit into plain words, but the one that I remember most clearly was called 'Passive-Aggressive Asshole,' and it looked like this -

In the dream I also put in "You're so welcome" and it translated it to "You'd better be grateful, you fuck."

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About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

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I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

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not to brag but im halfway done filling my basement with gasoline💪

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If this post gets 100 note then I will send a selfie of me in my ultrakill crop top

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If this post gets 100 note then I will send a selfie of me in my ultrakill crop top

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If this post gets 100 note then I will send a selfie of me in my ultrakill crop top

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If this post gets 100 note then I will send a selfie of me in my ultrakill crop top

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If this post gets 100 note then I will send a selfie of me in my ultrakill crop top

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If this post gets 100 note then I will send a selfie of me in my ultrakill crop top

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If this post gets 100 note then I will send a selfie of me in my ultrakill crop top

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If this post gets 100 note then I will send a selfie of me in my ultrakill crop top