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november is the thursday of months

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Avocado is nasty by itself and only good on a sandwich with at least 2-3 other ingredients

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Fossilas: crinoid stems and stars including a 6 pointed pentacrites and a pyritised ammonte

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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

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i still frequently think about a story from one of my high school classmates, of the day his windshield completely iced over before he had to leave for school, and his mother (who, for clarity’s sake, is not from nor has ever been to poland) said “don’t worry, i know an old polish trick” and threw a whole kettle of boiling water over the windshield, shattering it instantly

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Getting back to serious topics today.

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i feel like it says something about us as a species that somebody worked real hard to invent 3D printing when i think anyone who has ever used a printer would agree with me that we have not really gotten our arms around 2D printing yet. we’re getting ahead of ourselves.

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the thing i have discovered about being an adult is that every week you will have to spend 100 dollars.

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ALRIGHT... HEAR ME OUT....

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Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit series screen caps with altered Parks and Recreation quotes over them.

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bedtime is a very difficult.

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so true

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i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

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my favourite thing about the X Files is that time they ended an episode with Scully crying in a confessional booth saying 'I'm afraid that God is speaking and no one's listening' and the very next episode is about killer cockroaches