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If you try to say anything to me today that's not about my flying fish pepper shaker from the antique store, I will beat the shit out of you. I'm so serious.

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HELP. chat i found another funny sea creature sex image

WHY IS HE WATCHING THEM LIKE THAT !!!!

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oh yeah you're mommy's bad little fruit fly aren't you 😈

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we cant ha;ve anything anyrmeo due to the green ape hour

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how it feels to ask a question at work

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friends

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ahh, another great day of buying 50 coats, but how should i store them?

the virtuous coat hanger:

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(college stuff) everyone give it up for the humble arapaima

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Brown-hooded Parrot (Pyrilia haematotis), family Psittacidae, order Psittaciformes, Costa Rica

Photograph by Mylavarapu Venkatramesh

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Im kind of ashamed that ive gone this long in my life as a bonafide bird lover and yet i somehow didnt know these guys are named POWERFUL OWLS

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trick or treat🧛

treat! you get.. oatchi and friends :3

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lol he doesnt even know

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We all know what erectile dysfunction is but literally no one is ever taught what vaginismus is and it can cause people to feel extremely lost, broken, and cause people to take their own lives. Raise. Awareness.

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i asked my sister to get some pics of our cats since im at university and im going insane over what she sent

the sinister sniler and the slovenly sitter