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bunny wrapped

you ate 13 cables this year

you thumped 2,461 times

you hopped a total of 4,109,013 meters

your highest binky was 76 centimeters

you spent 481 hours flopped

you blinked 3 times

you ate 15,021 grams of hay

your favourite food was carpet

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shoutout to lions for being so cool they got named king of a biome they don’t even live in

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fuck its so hall and oatesver

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ed edd n eddy on CN in 2001: edd we have to sell ed's kidneys for jawbreaker money

samurai jack in the timeslot right after:

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i wonder what ricky pee pee’s up to these days

I hope he’s still giving cops hell today

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Yeah, nopony asked you.

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if i went to silent hill it would no longer be called silent hill

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it is so funny when your cat pretends not to hear you but their ears are cocked in such a way you know they are listening…..stop ignoring me you menace

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youknow when kittens meow and their eyes get a bit smaller cos theur faces r so little they cant have their mouth and eyes all the way open at the same time I think about it so muxh

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in bed with the lights off at 7:40pm big as fuck glass of ice water i don't care what happens to anyone or anything bye

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You adopted that ugly ass cat just to get notes

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